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Hot cocoa maxxing, perhaps even. Maximum consumption. Hot cocoa.

Candle Knight

So I get what people find in horror with like flesh constructs and things made out of human flesh and stuff, but a couple years back I had a dream about holding a watermelon.

Except the whole thing was basically a giant lump of snail or slug. The weight, the mucus and slime covered skin, everything about it felt so viscerally disgusting that I woke up in the middle of the night and loudly exclaimed "Snail melon" in a fit of horror.

I still think about it, it was disgusting.

My laptop ran an update while I was sleeping last night which would've been fine except that the fan pad it sits on has rgb lights that fire up whenever the the computer first powers on, so in the middle of the night my computer finished its restart sequence and this happened:

survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat