After 2 Years Working Outdoors All Day I Finally Got Stung By An Onion For The First Time Yesterday And

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

wait so you're saying I'll never have better sleep or dreams again? D:

when you go to bed tonight I promise you're going to have the best night's sleep of your life. you'll wake up feeling refreshed and you'll have a pleasant dream too, even if you don't remember your dream when you wake up

also, you don't have to interact with this post for it to work. in fact there's nothing you can do to stop this post from working

new game plan called shield yourself at all times and never let anyone in . this will have no repercussions

I am, in fact, a squelching wet sack of potatoes