Cuz Im Just So Super Nice Im Getting 3 Copies Of The New Pokmon Games, 2 Violets And A Scarlet. The Violet

Cuz I’m just so super nice I’m getting 3 copies of the new Pokémon games, 2 violets and a Scarlet. The violet copies are going to myself and my girlfriend’s sister, and my girlfriend is getting the Scarlet copy

So which copies are y’all getting? And what starter you gonna get?

It is floppy sleeves covering my hands weather and I am HERE for it

Walking into work like “whoever’s in charge of me I’m so sorry” I say as partake of the free samples (it’s booze)

I caught a Pokémon!

That’s not a Pokémon, that a green painted dog you trained to throw rocks

*squints and pulls out a machete and duct tape*

Gonna make it a digimon if you don’t shut the hell up

*hands back the tiny paper clip crossbow to my coworker*

If our boss sees me holding that I’m gonna get fired, I’m not allowed to have those since…the incident

What do you mean I gotta interact with people first if I want them to like me on the internet? I just wanted to be funny on this hellsite