So You Know Those Fuckers That Never Grew Out Of Their MLP Phase. The Brony Community. I Have Nothing

so you know those fuckers that never grew out of their MLP phase. The Brony community. I have nothing against them, but who the fuck said, “hey let’s group those in with the punks and goths and scenes and emos??????”

because apparently they’re a alternative subculture, like all the ones previously mentioned. 

https://www.vice.com/en/article/v7gpnb/goths-monster-energy-meme

tbh the only reason i got into this shit was because my parents drank it allll the time

I just got done bawling my eyes out cuz I found this

and i mean I can’t handle this. I know he gets a kick out of causing the fandom to have mental breakdowns but N O! what’s worse is that I also found this

so I cant just brush it off as a joke cuz Davekat is canon but if the previous one is a joke then this is a joke as well, but if it’s not

I just can’t handle this shit right now

listening to “inherit nothing” and thinkin about equius. I honestly don’t get why people like him. Like, the only reason i can think of is that he’s their patron troll, but I mean, his sole redeeming feature is his relationship with nepeta. He’s a creep who is obsessed with horse genitals. he is a racist, or i guess a classist cuz hemospectrum shiz. He literally forced aradia to like him, and only did it because he had the ability to force her into being what he thought was “acceptable.” yeah, he has cute moments with nepeta, but he was still controlling and tried to force his hemo-values on her. 

not to mention that he valued the hemospectrum more than nepeta, and his life, because, lets face it, if he had made an attempt, he couldve knocked Gamzee out effortlessly, even with an arrow in his knee. And because he didn’t, both he and sweet, precious nepeta died.

I will straight up marry anyone who can successfully pull off a Cronus FUCKING Ampora cosplay on our first date.

That shit is the universal key to my fucking life.

I mean, if you can’t, I guess you have a chance, but if you show up to our first date in full cosplay gear, I will ditch the restaurant and take you fucking ring shopping.

edit: bonus points if it’s his god tier