What I See: Hmm That College Over There Has A Dancing Cougar. Is He Technically In A Fursuit? Would Being

What I see: hmm that college over there has a dancing cougar. Is he technically in a fursuit? Would being in a fursuit make him technically a furry? Oh shit the table in front of the dancing cougar is the catholic one that I embarrassed the shit outta myself at.

I go to ask the college recruiter something and I southern stutter so bad everyone within a 5 meter radius of them takes +10 psychic damage from how badly they judge me

what no chartreuse is a yellow word

there's nothing to explain, "vermillion" absolutely is a green word

Why do I have moments where when someone says my name, and I *know* its my name but theres an undeniable feeling of “thats not my name” but if its not my name, then what is? I also have moments where I look at myself in videos and pictures and I literally dont recognize that as *me* and the only reason I know its me is because ive seen myself in a mirror and nobody else in that memory was wearing those clothes with that haircut. Like, i know why i wouldnt recognize my voice, but why dont i regognize myself at all???

Kitty went wtf oh ohhhhh thats how you do that

No no no you don't do that, it'll destroy it, do this *procedes to rip everything to shreds* oops

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