CW: Blood References, Eyes

CW: Blood references, eyes

"If this how I die, Lord. Why be left with no family and no friends?"

My Ms. Laughingstock headcanon fits The Ballad of Jane Doe so I drew this. She wasn't murdered or anything but she did die and when she was found, she had no head or arms.

Plot twist: Janice heard it from Calvery or someone other than Milo(/j)

Percy: I would really,, rather not deal with Horace right now,,,

Milo: well that's too bad because here he is

Janice: wait I got this

Janice:

Janice: Fuck!!

Horace:

Horace: e,,excuse me?

Milo, ready to get fought by Poppy: I can explain no seriously I can expl

If, theoretically, I did a Candle Cove ask event in December (ask advent, ask-vent, if you will), would you all want that and if so, what au? (Merman Percy, Villain Sariah, etc)

Totally correct quotes but with more swearing (with a DHMIS show reference for fun):

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Schot, having a strong Irish accent: It's bloody pishing it down out here

Mary: Speak English.

Schot: It's raining fucking hard.

Mary: Why didn't you just say that?

Schot: I did.

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Heartfelt, having dropped something: Oh fiddlesticks, this really ruffles my feathers

Milo, almost in pain: Please! Please just say fuck!

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Thera, having to put down her book on mushrooms: Why did you do that?

Thade, who threw a pillow at her: Because, my good bitch, mother and father wanted me to tell you they're leaving for a few hours.

Thera: Well fuck you, tap me next time-

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Joe: Why can't I remember the way to where the Laughingstocks are? Stupid brain, I know it's in there! Stupid, stupid!

Skin-Taker: Oh come on, it's not your fault.

Joe: Huh?

Skin-Taker: You're just a fucking [redacted]

Joe: :0

Horace: Yeah, you're just a fucking [redacted]

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Percy: I'm going to say a swear!

Percy: F

Milo: Yes, go on

Percy: I'm nervous

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Poppy: Attention, swearing is now illegal so watch your mouth.

Skin-Taker: Heck

Poppy: You're on thin fucking ice, Mister!

Poppy: ... Oh no-

Skin-Taker: >:)

I finally did something with my modem au! I offer some family bonding, with Dad Thade content!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43311714

Enjoy folks!

If the Rubberfishes drink nothing but rum, how are they not dead??

Like, there's no way they're healthy, all that alcohol would kill them. I feel exceptions would be Sunny (because she seems very prideful tbh), Kurt (he's a cat, milk literally makes him sick so alcohol would be worse) and Skin-Taker. No clue why other than vibes.

But seriously, they must be health disasters.