Hi I'm A Totally Random Human Being Nothing Suspicious Here. You Should Do Lillian With Rick Roll And

Hi I'm a totally random human being nothing suspicious here. You should do Lillian with rick roll and E4

requests!

I love how the Candle Cove fandom either makes The Earl of Wax pretty and attractive or just some figure who exists and is just a shadow

POV: you are percy (taken from that one onion article about what not to say to someone who comes out to you)

Can I get an Earl of Wax, 5C and Mwah to go? With extra blush?

tfw you see your crush a decade later and to your dismay he only got hotter

good morning i come bearing calvery headcanons

is half abyssian. is the son of two blacksmiths who fell in love. they were rivals originally but ended up combining their trade and working together. he has a brother named atlas who continues the family business

going off of this, he speaks abyssian. him and percy (who learned it from thade) speak it together (they shit talk people together this way)

hella strong intimidating vibes, but it’s because he’s EERILY quiet around most people. but when he gets to know someone he NEVER shuts up around them

big guy. he’s around 6’6 and is pretty built (muscle + chub). also fucking RADIATES heat since his mom was a magma variant of abyssian. didn’t inherit many abyssian traits however (including magic. he’s tried but he’s got nothing. however like the magma abyssians he Is resistant to fire)

the reason that calvery got betrayed by the rubberfishes is because he saved a kid (nathan) from skintaker. the two of them have a really strong father-son relationship and cal would do ANYTHING to keep him safe

speaking of the rubberfishes, he originally got tangled up with them because his father owed horace money. he joined the crew in hopes that in exchange for work, horace would forgive his father’s debt (spoiler: He Did Not)

cal’s slowly mellowed out overtime. he used to be super on edge and aggressive with the laughingstock, but he definitely cares a great deal for all of them

May I ask for headcanons for Horace x Skintaker pretty please?

The horrible husbands/aff

They're like Dr. Robotnik and Agent Stone mixed with the devil and king dice. Horace has memorised everything Skin-Taker likes and Skin-Taker gets sad without his skrunkly court jester

Skin-Taker never bends down to talk to Horace, Horace is fine with it

Skin-Taker has the "only I can bully my husband" mentality

Their vibes