Hehe German Meme-

Hehe German meme-

I come home and this is the first thing is see-

You dont have any idea how much i laughed at that- 💀

He really put his entire Cabussy into it

Flat-Top and/or Turnov for the hcs 👀

I’ll do FlatTop first, you can send another ask for Turnov so they are separate and it isn’t so much text at once 👁👄👁

Headcanon A: realistic

He’s a punk. You can’t even argue with that like- look at the guy with his lil Mohawk and brick on his head. He’d also listen to all kinds of rock music tho. From old school rock like Led Zeppelin to punk like The Sex Pistols and to metal like Slipknot and he doesn’t have a problem with playing it loud and proud. (Like me-)

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

There was one time he ended up drinking too much and woke up with his hair dyed neon pink the next day..he still doesn’t know who it was but Pearl and Joule may know something about how it happened- (Also yes Pearl and Joule are best friends cause ✨the vibe just fits✨)

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

Because of his well- Very weird sense of humor which includes roasting people and being very sarcastic it’s hard for him to find friends. He doesn’t mean to hurt people’s feelings but that’s just how he is sometimes and really doesn’t like people being sensitive about it. He also says that life doesn’t treat you kind and he definitely knows that’s a fact for sure.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

He likes to dress up in human clothes sometimes. It makes him jealous to see all the punks walking around wearing their red jeans, ripped shirts and leather jackets with patches on. And everyone at the yard’s gotta admit- Flat-Top looks pretty good when he wears it.

T-t-t-Turnoooov 👀

✨As you wish✨

Headcanon A:  realistic

Him, Krupp and Killerwatt are probably one of the only trains/trucks at the yard that have a lot of fighting skills. Turnov grew up having to defend himself from everyone and he definitely learned a lot from that. He also had kickbox training for a couple of years.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

He loves listening to Lady Gaga with the girls at the yard. A lot of people may not believe it but he definitely has a soft spot for that music.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

Because of his appearance and well mostly angry looking face, a lot of trains are scared if him. Especially the internationals. ..And especially Bobo after he tried to flirt with him and the only response Bobo got was a punch to the guts.

Well he doesn’t really care who’s scared of him and who isn’t, he got a couple of friends that he likes and that’s enough for him. He doesn’t need everyone loving him and being popular.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

He listens to the Beastie Boys with the Rockies and Turnov also showed them some new Breakdance moves.

So yeah Turnov did a lot of breakdancing when he was a teenager and was one the best at his yard in Russia. The Rockies love him for that.

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT

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