Water (gay), Earth (writers), Fire (internet), Air (readers). Long Ago The 4 Nations Lived In Harmony

water (gay), earth (writers), fire (internet), air (readers). Long ago the 4 nations lived in harmony (on ao3) but everything changed when the fire nation attacked (ao3 went down). Only the avatar master of all 4 elements (the ao3 volunteers) could stop them (bring ao3 back up). But when the world (Tumblr) needed him most, he vanished (they are working their butts off rn probably).

writer’s block isn’t real, it’s just your characters deciding to go on strike because they’re mad about how you’ve been treating them

why is sex not as good in real life compared to the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, era ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching. overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan introducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, vulcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling. sheets soaked, hair drenched, peeling, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell devolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming fics

Ao3 going down should be a tumblr holiday at this point

Ao3 is being polite, I know it was one of you nasty fuckers writing smut so dirty even the servers got overwhelmed

;;ooc: Conquerer of Demons? Saurian Hunter? More like Conquerer of my Wallet and Primogem Hunter because these dark-haired short boys have me in a chokehold. T^T

I should be saving for Xianyun to upgrade my Xiao and potentially his C1 in the future too...But Kinich is so <333