Bling Bling We Are Coming For U

Bling bling we are coming for u ✨🔪

Me, trying to sleep

My brain at 2am: do astartes sneeze?

Me, now awake and mad and searching my ebooks for instances of “sneeze”

Primarchs

by Vitaly Perevoshikov

10th edition rumors: groupchat edition

Broke: loyalist primarch returns/another demon primarch model

Woke: biblically accurate Corax OR Jagatai on bike

Bespoke: full legion of the damned codex supplement + ferrus manus

Just finished Trial By Blood and my word was that entertaining. The flesh tearer’s bizarre adventures include librarian shenanigans, naked jailbreaks, underwater titans, bullying inquisitors, and high stakes legal trials. Literally everything you could want from a story. The flesh tearers are the most entertaining cousins and they (mostly Seth) really are trying their best. Appollus uses the sheer force of his BDE to intimidate the black rage into submission. Seriously a must read for any blood angels fan and definitely anyone curious about the flesh tearers. Also listened to the angels encarmine story in the Stromark massacre arc which takes place in the timeline of this book and I won’t say much so I don’t spoil the fun but it’s amazing. I wholeheartedly love these stupid space vampires and all of their antics.

Or audiobooks, take your pick