I Swear Guys Im Trying To Cook But School Got Insanely More Busy And Stuff

i swear guys i’m trying to cook but school got insanely more busy and stuff

expect smth soon… 😈🙏

me (this relates to this weeks cook that i’m working on)

i just watched dinner in america im a changed man

I may be fucked up in the head but at least I'm tucked up in the bed

I REALLY need to talk to someone about dinner in america, like I'm going to get sick if I don't

i’m sorry, jason just looks like a guy who man spreads like way too much. he sits next to you at a concert? good luck trying to be comfortable because his leg is gonna be all up in your space. want to relax on the couch? too bad, jason needs that room for his legs. oh, the batkids have to squish into the backseat of a car? yeah… no. jason kinda needs that whole seat to himself…

Jason, reading a newspaper: "Holy shit. Lex Luthor's name is Alexander? I had no idea..."

Tim: "What, you thought his parents just named him Lex?"

Jason, shrugging: "Well, yeah. Parents are always calling their kids dumb shit. Look at Dick."

Tim: "...You know Dick is short for Richard, right?"

Jason, setting his paper down: "What."