My Friend Sent Me A Johndave Fic And They Hinted To John Being Big And Dave Having Dark Skin And Jesus

my friend sent me a johndave fic and they hinted to john being big and dave having dark skin and jesus fuck

homestuck is anime.

i really like that horror dynamic of just observing the "prey" just to scare them

i mean, dying from some monster or a monster attacking you is scary and all, but when they lookin at you through the peephole? lookin at you through your window? just standing in the dark without you noticing??? 👀💧

fucking terrifying

Too bad no one did a “homestuck post of the decade” I would’ve loved to see that. What would be your vote, though?? Here are some of my contenders: 

-The one where someone is talking about bro and bec and another person states “one was raised by a sweaty mammal that has no social skills to speak of and the other was raised by a dog.”

-The one where a person saw terezi wearing ruby red shoes in the retcon arc and guessed she stole it from Jade’s dead body which led to someone losing their MIND saying that that was the stupidest theories they’ve ever heard and then the next update terezi said she stole the shoes from Jade.

-The dirk “no choice but to decapitate me” meme

-rorb lalorb

-Karkat pink blood “the surgery was a success” 

-Literally any of tang’s work but mostly “vaska” and Kankri’s arsenal of guns

-any of paperseverywhere lyricstucks (But mostly “Home”)

-not to be cursed but we have all seen that fucking panty raid comic 

-That sadstuck with the beta trolls who slowly die out from old age

-The RP with Karkat’s arm stuck in a vending machine and kankri

-honl

-”YOU HAVE BECOME FRIENDS WITH KARKAT. KARKAT WILL NOW DIE FOR YOU.”

-The guy who cosplayed the judgmental security guard

Please feel free to add any these just came to me at the moment