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Pairing- Thomas Shelby and Reader

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HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

I decided to make recs on the fics I read this month!

because we gotta appreciate our lovely writers on here

• ”Love will take you there” (Thomas Shelby) by @cillianthinker is a time traveler!reader AU, and is absolutely lovely.

• ”I had you first” (Thomas Shelby) By @dearshelby was FUCKING good

• ”The Devil's backbone” (Thomas Shelby) by @blueeyesandaflatcap smutty and one of the faves!

• ”Home is where the heart is” (William Killick)by @pinguwrites is genuinely one of the best things I have read lately. Respect!

• ”Daddy's little girl” (Raymond Leon) by @slut4thebroken got me giggling like a teen reading it. Love it

• ”Worship him” (Thomas Shelby) by @red-write-hand because imagine getting treated like that 👀🥴

• ”Cabin fever” (Neil Lewis) by @mysaintkitten we love a pathetic pervy Neil

• ”Hypothermia” (Emmett from QPII) by @beastofburdenxo cuz Emmett is the favourite hobo. Lovely fic

• ”A new pair of glasses” (Cillian Murphy/Jonathan Crane roleplay) by @youbyradiohead because it's AMAZING omg

• ”Don't fear the reaper” (Thomas Shelby) by @brummiereader the series starts out lovely!

• ”Like a good neighbour”(Cillian Murphy) by @cillianmesoftlyyy it was fucking great not going to lie

• ”Struggle” (Neil Lewis) by @deceitfuldevout Neil you fucking perv (biggest fan)

• ”Philopobhia” (Jonathan Crane) by @aurorag98 absolute favourite Crane short series here!

• ”At the end of the day” (Thomas Shelby) by @lis-likes-fics literally one of the best Tommy pieces I've read in a long time. Just like ”A deal's a deal”

• ”Red carpet” (Cillian Murphy) by @lau219 Starts out lovely, fingers crossed for you, Lauren!

Bonus points to @forgottenpeakywriter for many lovely fics about Oppenheimer!

Drabbles & One Shots

Daryl Dixon x Reader Masterlist

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Incorrect Quotes Collection

Daryl Dixon Incorrect Quotes 1

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The Dixon Chronicles

And Baby Makes Three

Blood Ties

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Blood Ties Chapter 10

Daryl x Reader Whump One-Shot

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The Dixon Chronicles Chapter 9

Caryl Commonwealth One - Shot

Daryl x Reader Commonwealth One-Shot

Daryl × Reader Whump One-Shot

Daryl x Reader Smut One-Shot

Daryl x Reader Yule/Christmas One-Shot

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In This Together - Thomas Shelby

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