You Ever Look At Something And Your Only Response Is Incoherent Vocal Noises?

You ever look at something and your only response is incoherent vocal noises?

No fucking way I found my little rubber fetus

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

Dear @i-am-a-fish

I've seen you over things like Pinterest and you're truly such a nice person, trying to make everyone's days a little better :D

As a thank you, I bring you hot chocolate :D

[If you don't like hot chocolate I can find you something else! ^^]

Take care of yourself :]

YOU ARE VERY KIND, thank you very much for the kind words and thank you for the cocoa!!!!!

Actual interaction I just had at the airport:

Passenger: I don't see why WE have to check our bags, even though WE followed the rules and OTHERS didn't.

Airline Guy: "Hello folks I'll collect your bags"

Passenger: "you BETTER not lose them"

Airline Guy: "We are gonna throw them right inna ocean."

What would you price this lovely kitty kat at?

Lovely little kitty kat got the most stylish of boots prepared! Absolutely dashing! A full $28.85 for this kitty!

I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS