The At Home Autism Test

The At Home Autism Test

Are you facinated by running water?

Oh thank fuck I’m safe… taking vyvance with lemon cordial 0_0

i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good

*crow noises*

*leaves out treats for aurora fans like a witch trying to befriend crows*

“The medicine drug” I am cackling

Also House and Wilson eye fucking is so accurate

Every episode of house be like:

A small child is visibly ill. They start coughing and clutching their throat, but whips out an inhaler and they’re fine. Oh shit! The man across the street just started bleeding out of both of his eyeballs!

Cut to house grimacing in pain and swallowing too much Vicodin.

Differential! Go! Shut up chase you’re an idiot.

They do a bunch of tests, everything is inconclusive!

We need to biopsy the patients eyeballs!

Cut to foreman explaining to the family about how invasive and dangerous a biopsy is.

Biopsy is inconclusive. Cut to house and Wilson. Wilson gives a long introspective dialogue about how houses addiction is deeply rooted in his own self hatred and that he pushes people away to further punish himself.

Epiphany time! Give the patient the medicine drug!

Patient is saved. House and Wilson eye fuck each other while going out for drinks.

That is actively how my parents named me, it’s fabulous

This is a longshot, would you be willing to help me get my insulin? I'm down to my last pen and its pretty much close to being empty.Nt asking for much only need $370 rn to save my blood sugar. please help me with a small donation or share any help can save my life.Please help & Blessings ❤Thanks.

I am so sorry, I don’t have a job, nor do I know how to donate, best of luck to you