Starters Based On Our Discord Greatest Hitsshoutout To My Friends For Being So Funny

starters based on our Discord Greatest Hits shoutout to my friends for being so funny

26 starters

« you stole a baby?! »

« what is mine craft? »

« battery acid tastes fizzy! »

« i never cried in my entire life. »

« you were a meanie poopoohead. »

« what are you gonna do, stab me? »

« silence, child with too many bones. »

« they can be uhhhhh you know. assholes. yea. »

« boi i swear you better stop that heroic business. »

« hold on i was in the middle of reading some mango. »

« you guys don’t emotionally manipulate your minions? »

« i can’t hear you over the sound of your pretentious drivel. »

« stop. stop saying words. everything you just said was awful. »

« mom come pick me up they’re talking about my bones again. »

« when i find him, i will take an electric razor and shave him bald. »

« “why can’t we all be friends?” because some of these people suck. »

« i have so much pent up nervous energy i could snap someone in half. »

« you know what, my fault for trying to question the logistic of clown power. »

« most ghosts i met were nice anyway, so there’s no need to worry, i’m sure. »

« “my man is perfect” your man doesn’t know how to make a minecraft sword. »

« in case you couldn’t tell from the ee-mo-gee, that is me making a face of confusion. »

« i do not know who this shrek person is and such anecdotes are of little interest to me. »

« i swear to fucking god i will beat your ass so bad your partner will have nothing to clap. »

« if you don’t scream a little or forcefeed someone their dices during a DND session, it’s NOT a good DND session. »

« i’m in the middle of important matters and you’re “blowing up” my notifications on this “phone” that i “stole” for myself. »

« we are going over to my mom’s house for plum pie and PLEASE do not talk about you could, quote, do a “human centipede better” at the table. »

Once Corvus put out the cigarette, Josh moved closer, setting his laptop bag down on the desk while they spoke. "I think anyone would be lucky to have been a corvid in a precious life," he offered a smile, "They are among the most intelligent birds."

The gothic style was definitely one that always described Corvus well. Josh remembered their days at college, such distant memories now. They might not have been as close as others, but since they both ended up teaching, some of their classes did end up aligning just enough they could at least be friendly. At least as much as one could be with a quiet outcast. His overall attitude or outlook never really bothered Josh. Honestly, he was busy enough without worrying too much about other people. Still - he knew the rumors, heard the stories...

"Miss James is a bright young woman," Josh nodded, looking up from the plush bird back to Corvus, "No doubt one that could go far in whatever she chooses," bringing up Corvus' popularity once more made Josh pause, keeping that little smile, "Times change, as well as our peers. And of course, what anyone says now really holds far less weight than it did before. They can talk. But, there is no denying how much your students like you."

The thought made Josh hesitate, taking a breath as if something had only just occurred to him. It was just something that he couldn't quite get out of his head, "...I suppose that's something I can't quite relate to. At least not entirely."

The incident was months in the past now, and Josh had fully healed from it. But, only physically. There was still the matter of his mind and the matter of who attacked him to handle. The story was all over campus, whispers of different versions even making their way back to him. Everyone had their own opinion about it, but not a single person was owning up or even knew anything. Josh was starting to wonder if they had even been students at all.

"I'm sure that's one thing I don't quite need to explain, but, I did want to ask you something," he raised his eyes to meet Corvus' own, "Have you heard anything? Anything different than the rumors about my attack?"

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Aiden is good at hiding his emotions. He just has to tell himself every day that he doesn't have any. It makes it easier to handle the sort of things he does, the people he kills. But, at the same time he recognizes the way he feels as the only thing really keeping him going. The way he cares about the world and wants to see it survive and prosper. It's a balance he struggles to maintain, and one that is easily tipped if he isn't careful.

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Feeling better little by little 👌 I plan to get some writing done soon, just as soon as I get the energy for it. 🥺

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