Frodo And Sam Walked Through An Apocalyptic Wasteland, Holding Hands, So That Jon And Martin Could

Frodo and Sam walked through an apocalyptic wasteland, holding hands, so that Jon and Martin could

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also walk through an apocalyptic wasteland, holding hands.

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

I like to imagine the moment Gimli stands up in the ruins of Khazad-dum and sings The Song of Durin for the company as the moment Legolas first falls hard.

Gimli: But still the sunken stars appear / In dark and windless Mirrormere / There lies his crown in water deep / Til Durin wakes again from sleep

Legolas: Well, fuck. He can wake ME from sleep ANYtime. Wait. What?

Let your raven flags fly, folks! Tis the season of bisexual icon John Uskglass.

Wander a frozen moor in a black gown!

Bury your heart in a dark wood beneath the snow, yet still feel its ache!

Spend your nights dancing in the ruins of a fairy court, and your days ignoring Sir Walter Pole!

Imagine the bleakest of November landscapes, but make it camp!

i have listened to the first two episodes of the magnus protocol and oooohhh my goodness

delicious absolutely top notch great stuff here, already had a couple of “oh shit” moments and some “surely that won’t come back to haunt us later” lines

i know i’ve only known sam for two episodes but i would protect him with my life

Just remember 60 people signed on to stab Caesar and he only had 23 stab wounds, the real moral of the story is group projects have always just been like that