(Y/n): Sebastian ...

(Y/n): Sebastian ...

Sebastian : Oh no, 'Sebastian ' in b-flat.

Sebastian : You're disappointed.

(Y/n): You love me, right, Sebastian ?

Sebastian : Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

(Y/n): I turned out perfectly fine!

Sebastian : (Y/n), this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

(Y/n): I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

(Y/n): Sebastian , keep an eye on Ciel today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Sebastian : Sure, I’d love to see Ciel get punched.

(Y/n): Try again.

Sebastian , sighing: I will stop Ciel from getting punched.

(Y/n): *Gets down on one knee*

Sebastian : Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

(Y/n): *Falls over*

Sebastian : The poison is kicking in.

(Y/n), negotiating with Sebastian : We have Ciel . Give us ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed

Ciel : Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?

(Y/n):

Ciel : MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

(Y/n): CIEL STOP