(Y/n): Sebastian , Keep An Eye On Ciel Today. They're Going To Say Something To The Wrong Person And

(Y/n): Sebastian , keep an eye on Ciel today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Sebastian : Sure, I’d love to see Ciel get punched.

(Y/n): Try again.

Sebastian , sighing: I will stop Ciel from getting punched.

(Y/n): You love me, right, Sebastian ?

Sebastian : Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

(Y/n): Here's some advice

Sebastian : I didn't ask for any

(Y/n): Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

(Y/n): What’s up guys? I’m back.

Sebastian : What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

(Y/n): Death is a social construct.

(Y/n), negotiating with Sebastian : We have Ciel . Give us ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed

Ciel : Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?

(Y/n):

Ciel : MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

(Y/n): CIEL STOP

(Y/n): Sebastian , what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Sebastian : I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

(Y/n): Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Ciel .