This Genuinely Made My Day. It Is So Sweet And Sassy And Just I LOVE WOMEN.

This genuinely made my day. It is so sweet and sassy and just— I LOVE WOMEN.

chinese college girls slay (cr: 哭天喊地六仙女）

We’re going to have to start a petition ( aka: fandom coming together to plea for indulgence) this instance.

The day Japan wins an Olympic medal will be the day Furudate-sensei drops a full-color illustration of Kagehina kissing on the podium

That fact that Sirius and Barty’s ship name is BitchKiller is the most magnificent thing I’ve seen this morning.

Give me the prank™ in full force. Give me Sirius seeking comfort in fucking Barty. Give me Barty, smug as shit after getting over Regulus dating James parading Sirius on his arm. Shouting, fighting and screaming. Bitchkiller.

Amen.

Because no one’s up to the challenge of creating such a cinematic masterpiece yet.

But also, just imagine with me for a moment, cat lady’s busying herself with whatever it is that the new queen of the world does and while that’s happening— the scene cuts to dog guy trying to plan out how he’s going to survive in his man cave. With piles of dirty laundry and half eaten meals that are starting to grow fuzz. He thinks he’ll be fine turning his clothes inside out and picking off the gross bits until he isn’t.

I mean, come on, THAT’S CINEMA.

No, but it does have poachers.