Eddie: When You're On Public Transit And Start Thinking "let Me Just Rest My Eyes A Bit", That's The

Eddie: When you're on public transit and start thinking "let me just rest my eyes a bit", that's the devil talking

Eddie: But she is very persuasive

Eddie: Where am I

Steve: Why do people keep saying that they make a "mean dish"? Why's it gotta be mean? Why does everything have to be evil? So much hate in the world...

Steve: I make a tender, caring roast chicken that'll kiss you so, so much

Robin: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are

Steve: *crying* It's not a joke, I’m a legit snack

Robin: *yawning* Can't believe ghosts are truly real

Eddie: Yeah, every time you yawn in October, a ghost puts their dick in your mouth

Eddie: I'm an idiot

Robin:

Steve:

Jonathan:

Nancy:

Argyle:

Robin: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day

Eddie posts a TikTok one weekend that’s essentially just a thirst trap of Steve.

They’re in Dustin’s apartment because Steve is helping him reorganize his living room to accommodate this huge fish tank he bought on Facebook Marketplace. Eddie is there but as a long time sufferer of chronic body pain, he is not allowed to help.

And also, he doesn’t want to.

He just chilling on the couch with Dustin’s snake, Monty, while he zooms in and out on different parts of Steve.

Steve lifts one end of a heavy bookshelf and Eddie zooms in on his biceps. Steve hangs a picture frame on the wall and his shirt rides up, Eddie zooms in on the dimples on his back. Dustin says the picture needs to be moved over two inches after it’s hung up and Eddie zooms in on the annoyed way that Steve’s hands rests on his hips.

Dustin asks for Steve’s opinion and Eddie zooms in on the cute little pensive look on Steve’s face. Steve bends over and Eddie zooms in on his ass and “-Are those my jeans?”

Steve: Did you switch over my laundry like I asked you to do yesterday?

Eddie, who did not do that:

Eddie, about to cause a problem for fun:

Eddie: Bit weird to wear my pants, right? It’s like our dicks are touching.

Steve, instantly offended and outraged: Oh, you can have my dick in your mouth but not your jeans? That’s too weird for you, Eddie “The Freak” Munson???? Huh?

Eddie grins like this was exactly the outcome he wanted and opened his mouth to respond, but Dustin cuts him off like, “Guys, the rules.”

*Dramatic zoom to the letter board by the door that says BANNED (1) magnets, (2) talking about Steve’s dick*