!!!I'm Loving All These Au Expansion This Au Has Got Me In A Chokehold Ahdjjahfkajd

!!!I'm loving all these au expansion this au has got me in a chokehold ahdjjahfkajd

At this point Sasshi is becoming a threat to all illegal organizations considering the fact her company is buying out shell companies left and right that they had to put a bounty for her head

Oh dear Sasshi has assassins coming for her head?!?! If only a certain bodyguard that is very skilled in protecting people from getting assassinated cough fukuzawa cough could protect her (ranpo totally did not say this wink wink)

BODYGUARD AU!!!

SUCH A BIG BRAIN! THE BIGGEST GALAXY BRAIN!!! You’re right and you should say it. 

Make Lemonade AU 05

“Oh no,” Sasshi said. 

“What does that mean?!” Ranpo said, looking hurt. 

“It means, the last several times you’ve walked into my office, you’ve told me someone is targeting Atsushi!” Sasshi said. “HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE OUT TO HURT MY SON?”

Ranpo privately made a note to never tell her what could have happened to Ryuunosuke, Gin and Dazai. 

“Well!” Ranpo said. He opened her office door and pulled Fukuzawa in. 

“Ranpo,” Fukuzawa said, resigned. 

“I’m here to tell you this time, you got assassins after you.” 

“Sasshi blinked at him. “What.” 

“It’s a good thing we know a bodyguard who can protect you around the clock. A bodyguard who is very skilled and capable in protecting people from getting assassinated,” Ranpo said. 

Sasshi stared at Fukuzawa. 

Before she could answer, the door swung open and Dazai was dragging in a tied up redhead. “Mom! Can we adopt him?!” 

“Who is that?” Sasshi said. 

“Odasaku!” Dazai said. “He was sent to assassinate you, but I took care of that.” 

“...What.”

"If you want to try again, come at me alone. If you do anything to my subordinates, I will snap your necks...no matter what it takes."

“Physics class gets you the best naps”

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