This Is Not How You Look At The Guy Whos Holding A Gun To Your Head

this is not how you look at the guy who’s holding a gun to your head

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

i like to think neuvillette will pick up slang from you.

he doesn't know much about mortal pop culture, and as such he simply just picks up new vocabulary from his beloved.

"order, order!" the periwinkle eyed man called out, "the accused was caught lacking. therefore, he is found guilty. unfortunately, he did not slay in this trial-" his eyes quickly glanced to his wrist, "period!"

cue the confused silence

he thinks it makes him cool when he uses the new words in court. furina, on the other hand, is deeply concerned about the chief justice's choice of language

however, when confronted about his new lingo, neuvillette simply waves off the archon with a straight face. "demoiselle, i am simply expanding my vocabulary. now if you'll excuse me, i think i shall head home for the day. i am feeling quite eepy"

i just realized that tumblr allows multiple audio files in a row and they autoplay consecutively on mobile