Im Not A Full On Eddie Simp BUT PLS

😭 im not a full on eddie simp BUT PLS

*eddie munson enters the scene*

me:

Remember:

· Remember that you owe your "parents" nothing, but they do owe you for bringing you here.

· Remember that you didn't decide to come to this world, but they wanted to bring you here.

· Remember that you didn't choose to come here to live, but they chose to impose you this life in which they want you to "cater to them".

· Remember that they could've pulled out, put on a condom, take the morning after pill, use any form of contraceptive or even more than one at the same time, have an abortion, or put you up for adoption, but instead decided to keep you for their selfishness.

· Remember that they didn't "gift you with life", but instead did what any animal in heat has done since forever, like reproduction isn't in basic biology.

· Remember that they have a legal responsability and obligation to give you the basic means of survival, meaning: food, water, hygiene, a shelter, a bed, privacy, education, clothes, medicine and respect at least until you're an adult.

· Remember that relations by blood means absolutely nothing, it's the relationships and bonds you form with the people that truly love you that really matter.

· Remember that your "parents" have no rights over you. You're a human person, not an object they can put a claim on. You're not your their "property".

· Remember that they can't force you into their lifestyle, religion or mentality, that you have a right to think and live however you think it's best for you as long as it doesn't directly or actively hurt others.

· Remember that you're your own person, with a personality, independent thoughts, feelings and goals, not a "small version" of your "parents" or even a "mini them".

· Remember that you matter, you're valid, and your value isn't determined by any "sperm" or "egg donor" or an "incubator".

Ok that was funny-

werewolf that everyone thinks is in a huge polyamorous relationship because they call everyone ‘mate’ but theyre actually just british

I freaked out for a bit

forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title

guys he's hot

chainsaw man

And when you realise you're too mentally unstable to experience any of this :)

Romantic Scenarios About Him

When you're about to cry and he does that "hey, hey" thing

2. When you're walking on the sidewalk together and he moves spots so that you're away from the road.

3. When he laughs so hard he throws his head back and pulls you in his arms

4. When he gets nervous from you staring at him so closely and keeps switching his focus between your eyes

5. When it's windy so he holds back your hair while you eat ice cream

6. When you see him looking for you over a crowd of people

7. When you give him a claw clip to hold on to and he's super intrigued by it and opens and closes it shut for an hour

8. When he guides you through a crowd with a hand on your back

9. When he bends down to hear what you're saying

10. When he places a hand on your forehead after you mention passively that you feel unwell