Hmmm..... Intewesting

Hmmm..... intewesting🤔

the first-years need some extra cash (maybe they want to set up a vacation fund or smth, because damn, do they need one right about now), so they start up a really unofficial restaurant in ramshackle dorm. because they're still in school, it's only open on the weekends, but it instantly becomes a hit with the other students, not least because the only other option is super expensive and gets you scammed more often than not.

yuu is the owner, naturally, and they convince some of the ghosts to help cook and wait the tables. they're also responsible for handling crises like table shortages and managing out their expenses.

epel is the actual chef of the group, who specializes in apple pies and apple juice, but who can make a mean chicken pasta if he has a recipe.

ortho's job is to sit on the couch and play music lol. he takes request and can play any kind of music, but his default setting is the "my next life as a villainess" opening theme.

jack is the head waiter of the place, since he's great at hearing orders, memorizing orders, and can carry multiple dishes at once without dropping them.

sebek is the bouncer, essentially, of the whole establishment. he's in charge of kicking out annoying customers and beating up customers that try to fight with each other.

ace and deuce take care of the entertainment. ace has a poker table in the corner of the room where people can challenge him for 1000 thaumarks, but nobody ever seems to win no matter what they try. deuce, on the other hand, literally just sits a table right next to ace, and for 10 thaumarks people can just... talk to him. you have people lining up AROUND THE BLOCK just so they can speak with him, giggling and leaning over his table like schoolgirls, because for as empty-headed as he is, he has a surprising amount of rizz.

(the restaurant is called "fresh meals by freshmen")

(their tagline is: "for just one meal a day, you can help these poor souls get the fucking vacation they need")

Yes. If you couldn't even make an effort to write it then why in the world would I waste my time reading it?

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

*Looks at my current fic draft*

Yeah I'm aight, let's just pray I don't get dropped into Devildom

You get isekai'ed into the last fanfiction you WROTE

Reblog for sample size or perish

That will be hilarious af

bsd final boss is asagiri. his ability? bungo stray dogs. he's the one with the book and that's his ability, to change anything and everything also he does evil laughs

I myself may not have the money to donate but I hope this helps making the money and good intentions of people who do have that money, reach those that truly need it.

As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.

It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.

Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.

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