That Will Be Hilarious Af

That will be hilarious af

bsd final boss is asagiri. his ability? bungo stray dogs. he's the one with the book and that's his ability, to change anything and everything also he does evil laughs

Fr though, he ain't letting people call him out for his rule breaking, he memorized all the rules just so he can call himself out.. by himself

Spreading my agenda that Ace Trappola might be the worst and best option for Heartslabyul's next housewarden

I just went; "Mhm, Yes." for this entire thing

twst freshies, except they go to RSA on, like, an exchange program for a few months or something, and because this place is filled with disney princes or whatever, they (excluding Ortho, obvs) get aggressively flirted with the moment they step inside.

but it's like in that disney prince way, so sebek gets asked to go on a boat ride in the middle of the lake to go watch lanterns, jack gets invited to dinner with a large plate of pasta (hint hint, wink wink), ace gets nervously asked to dance at a masquerade ball without realizing that the person asking is the PRINCE OF A KINGDOM, deuce overhears someone singing out their feelings about him, and epel gets into a training exercise that ends with his opponent falling madly in love with him. Ortho on the other hand, gets himself adopted by the Hercules dorm lol. they treat him like a king, he's so spoiled.

it gets worse when neige -- who i imagine runs, like, an RSA podcast or something -- invites the new transfer students onto the podcast, and they're so different from everything the RSA students have seen

and they're all oblivious to this, because they haven't gotten accustomed to the idea that other people could actually like them for them (i imagine deuce is just thinking: wow, they're really good at singing! rather than worrying about anything they're actually saying).

unfortunately, the NRC students (who caught wind of the podcast thanks to vil's unholy screeching) absolutely do realize this.

cue overprotective dorm members stalking them.

OH CRAP THAT A LONG ASS TIME BEFORE ANOTHER THURSDAY 20

Bro if this was canon, It would fckin destroy me.

so you know that one scene in Book 6 (spoilers, everyone) where the overblot victims get put into a simulation that creates a scenario where their most trusted companions turn against them? (this is like Chapter 30 and Chapter 33, i think)

that, but instead of just their most trusted companions, its their entire dorm. like, maybe idia decides to push them to their limits and creates room for a whole "game", without realizing that their memories have turned the opponents of this game into their dorm members.

and like. i imagine in this one that the simulated versions of their dorm members aren't immediately antagonistic, so the overblotters (save for Leona and Jamil) don't realize it until each and every one of them tries to strike them down. and unlike their real-world counterparts, these ones don't seem to have a limit on the amount of magic they can use.

ace and deuce trying to go at riddle with everything they got, in a twisted parody of their first duel. cater just letting it happen because "that's what I would've done, too, Rids".

jade and floyd sabotaging azul at every opportunity until it eventually culminates in jade dueling azul for the housewarden seat, because he's not "interesting" anymore.

kalim and ruggie teaming up to attack jamil and leona in the garden... or maybe kalim helping ruggie call up child protection services on leona's ass lol.

epel finally, finally (or at least in Vil's view) getting his revenge for everything he went through by poisoning a bottle of apple juice and giving it to vil. and when vil is at his weakest that's one rook takes the shot.

just like... there was so much potential here, and i get why they couldn't use it, but still. i'm a little upsetti-spaghetti.

Wtf is going on, also, no thanks