Bro If This Was Canon, It Would Fckin Destroy Me.

Bro if this was canon, It would fckin destroy me.

so you know that one scene in Book 6 (spoilers, everyone) where the overblot victims get put into a simulation that creates a scenario where their most trusted companions turn against them? (this is like Chapter 30 and Chapter 33, i think)

that, but instead of just their most trusted companions, its their entire dorm. like, maybe idia decides to push them to their limits and creates room for a whole "game", without realizing that their memories have turned the opponents of this game into their dorm members.

and like. i imagine in this one that the simulated versions of their dorm members aren't immediately antagonistic, so the overblotters (save for Leona and Jamil) don't realize it until each and every one of them tries to strike them down. and unlike their real-world counterparts, these ones don't seem to have a limit on the amount of magic they can use.

ace and deuce trying to go at riddle with everything they got, in a twisted parody of their first duel. cater just letting it happen because "that's what I would've done, too, Rids".

jade and floyd sabotaging azul at every opportunity until it eventually culminates in jade dueling azul for the housewarden seat, because he's not "interesting" anymore.

kalim and ruggie teaming up to attack jamil and leona in the garden... or maybe kalim helping ruggie call up child protection services on leona's ass lol.

epel finally, finally (or at least in Vil's view) getting his revenge for everything he went through by poisoning a bottle of apple juice and giving it to vil. and when vil is at his weakest that's one rook takes the shot.

just like... there was so much potential here, and i get why they couldn't use it, but still. i'm a little upsetti-spaghetti.

*Looks at my current fic draft*

Yeah I'm aight, let's just pray I don't get dropped into Devildom

You get isekai'ed into the last fanfiction you WROTE

Reblog for sample size or perish

Yes. YES. I myself don't post on ao3 but I feel pretty dang good when the authors of all the fics I commented on had noticed me simping for their works and responded to my more-often-than-not, more than 1 paragraph rambling in every single chapter.

“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

MC: Death is for people with no bitches

MC: What’s up? I’m back.

Mammon: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

MC: Death is a social construct.

...*cough* Me when bsd– *cough*

OH CRAP THAT A LONG ASS TIME BEFORE ANOTHER THURSDAY 20