This Would Be A Great Joke In An Adaptation

This would be a great joke in an adaptation

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

This is honestly cute

I think about this post all the time

What does it taste of though like I like it but idk what it tastes like

I tried Irn Bru for the first time yesterday not knowing it was your birthday. Very happy coincidence if you ask me. I'd rate it a solid 8/10. Tastes kinda like strawberry gum imo

Glad you enjoyed it!

It absolutely does not taste like strawberry gym how dare you

Would be hilarious honestly

Misrepresenting the nature of your powers is the #1 underused trick in superhero universes.

Got injected with crocodile serum like some Always Save(TM) Kurt Conners? Don't go on about how you're a creature of scientific glory. Go to the museum gift shop, buy some cheap souvenir, and make a gargantuan, purple-prose drenched deal about the mystical talisman of the Leviathan or whatnot at every possible opportunity.

Sure, every two-bit sorcerer worth his double-mortgaged soul is going to want to be your nemesis, but they're going to be trying to banish you back to the eternal sea or block you with mystical wards with nary a dose of antimutagenic serum to be seen.

Inspired by this post.

Wtf is this

lol. lmao.

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