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Jesus christ this is ridiculous

Fucking hell, this opens up a scary new era of cyber warfare.
Source.
As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.
It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.
Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.
Thank you š
I'd just like to ask, is there anything to back up my headcannon of the Reporter being in a wheelchair?
Like I have said I am down with pretty much any headcanon. She isnāt described for a reason. Though I will admit that she canonically can be heard walking. Though she could be an amiblitory user. But honestly if you think she uses a wheel chair go for it. I would love to see fanart or fanfic that sounds awesome.
Help I thought you were talking about Q from James Bond
Why is Q such a slut. Like whats his problem.
The flesh one is just a really dodgy greggs
Sososososoooo curious about Hilltop Center. Youāre telling me thereās a shop that steals teeth? A shop that burns people alive? A shop of antiques that buries people? A shop the magnus institute owns?? Is there also a shop that creates darkness, a shop that sells hunting supplies, a shop with walls of meat???? Hmmm????? Would you say that maybe there are around 13 or 14 stores that appear open sometimes?????? HMM???
Yeah, I mean that's a main theme of TMA, 'what does it mean to be a monster?', and ignoring that in the magnus protocol is kinda short sighted
Iāve seen some people seriously hating on Celia and while obviously using Sam like that was bad but if you take more than half a second to think about it she really had good motives.
She has a kid. Thatās already motivation enough in my eyes.
But besides that she was literally tortured in the tma universe. She was a victim in the eyepocalypse. Obviously she doesnāt want to go back there! She lost everything. Her name, her identity, her home, anything she may have had there. Now she has a life, she has a son. Obviously sheāll do anything to protect that!
The ship names dyhard
love what gwen and alice got going on
It's with a heavy but hopeful heart that I watch Palestinian families fundraiser on here, slowly accumulating the precious little money to go around that they need to survive. However, not everyone is so lucky. A lot of Palestinians that have not had that kind of luck, that did not get early verification, that did not get massive platforms behind them from large bloggers, have approached me in my inbox, asking me kindly to do what I can for them. It kills me that I have so little to give myself, but I've seen this platform collectively raise enough to change someone's life. I've made a list of Palestinian fundraisers that are extremely low on funds, in the hope that drawing attention to people who have not been lucky at all can help turn that luck around. I know most of us can't possibly give enough to get all of these families safe in one go. But please, reblog this list. Pick one or two fundraisers, give what you can, and then keep track of it. Slowly, collectively, we can make a difference in these people's lives. Share and donate as much as you can. https://docs.google.com/document/d/178EGDFKkHlh3y4TMVX82kqgITHsqtoMdNccI2f_94Os/edit?usp=sharing
Oh dear, this is going to be heartbreaking
I don't know if I'm going to be able to handle it after what happened with Sam in the Magnus Protocol
When youāre the main actor and the writer:

Holy fucking shit, that was crazy, they sent my boy Sam to another universe
please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please
please, I need to know, if you have the answer to this question that is,
WHO CHOSE THE NAEM FOR EPISODE TWELVE
Thank you for your time
DW I'll ask
Wait,but then who did Sony assassinate?
I can't believe that you've now confirmed that your account is being run by your cats after you died
It was actually a cover, the real AyeforScotland died years ago
Can I ask, where did you get these pictures from, there's an art project I'd like to do that would involve dresses like these?





Yeah, the Reporter's figured out that it's a cult. She's definitely threatening them
Well, I think that the archivist is this universes Jonah, and Augustus is the TMA version
Having now listened to TMAGP 28, I'm still pretty sure that the archivist that's targeting the main character is Jonah Magnus, doing his body swapping shit. I mean we never found out the full extent of his abilities in TMA, and even if it wasn't one of his abilities there, he may have different abilities in this universe

I've been thinking about what kind of dress the reporter got herself for homecoming, so this is my idea for birdie and the reporter
tho I only have a vague idea what homecoming is so take this with a grain of salt lol. I guess this is more prom dress adjacent??
( @witherburn-after-school-news )



I love when Alice Dyer said āitās diversity timeā and diversed all over OIAR
I say this as I retreat back to my cave
Having now listened to TMAGP 28, I'm still pretty sure that the archivist that's targeting the main character is Jonah Magnus, doing his body swapping shit. I mean we never found out the full extent of his abilities in TMA, and even if it wasn't one of his abilities there, he may have different abilities in this universe
I've not listened to it yet, I'm planning on listening to it today. To be honest it only uses up until Episode 22 because the transcript for 23 was bugged out.
Yeah, I'd like to know what the cult are getting out of the apocalypse, if there is one, because that always bugs me in media, why people want the apocalypse to happen
My Witherburn Afterschool News Theory
The Disappearances- obviously it's something to do with the Clarks, but I think they're running a cult in the town that are sacrificing the kidnapped people to some kind of God. I'm not sure if this god is real, but I suspect it's the man that the mayor was babbling about in Episode 21, which does somewhat incline me to believe that there is a real person they're worshipping, although I'm not sure if he has magical powers or not. They are probably sending out members of the cult into the woods to lure in the kids that they would then kill. This cult has also been going since at least the 1950s, kidnapping and killing outcasts since then, but has recently started to up its activity.
The Monsters- I'm still not sure if there are monsters or not. If there are monsters then I think they are being caused by the cults activity, possibly with the kids being turned into them, as was said to have happened to Evelyn Grahm as described in Episode 8. This is also backed up by several of the mlMonsters of the Week being missing children transformed into monsters (Episodes 4, 10, 20). Alternatively, if there are no monsters then I think they are the actions of the cult being seen by outsiders and misunderstood, see Monster of the Week Episode 3, 17 and 21. Honestly with what we know so far this could go either way, but I'm thinking somewhere in the middle, that there's real monsters being brought about by the cult, while people are mistaking their activities in the woods for monsters. Honestly this just depends on what the writers find scarier, the body horror of the transformation, or the cult terrorising a small town.
Hunter and Eva- I think Hunter was recruited to the cult by his parents, who encouraged his his horrible behaviour in order to provide the cult with a scapegoat when the time came. I think Eva was forced to join the cult by her father and was leaving the graffiti in order to sabotage the cult without being caught. As for her claim about them summoning the apocalypse, I'm not sure. She may have lied to, or this could be accurate, we don't have enough information yet. Either way it probably won't make a difference this season, which is the time frame I'm working from.
What I think is coming next- I think that the Reporter will go onto the Clarks secret land in the finale after the cult has betrayed her by going back on their work and taking someone else. I think they will then kidnap her while she's there, in an attempt to force her back into speaking in their favour. I think the actual Witherburn Afterschool News program will then be taken over by either one of the Reporters relatives, or by Birdie who will be trying to save the Reporter from the cult, while fighting the disinformation they would be spreading through the Reporters mouth.
That's just what I think will happen, and I hope I've got at least a few things right.
Everyone in this interactaction is just like:

it's youre fault a hazbin hotel fan reblogged my post. (slash joke)
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My Witherburn Afterschool News Theory
The Disappearances- obviously it's something to do with the Clarks, but I think they're running a cult in the town that are sacrificing the kidnapped people to some kind of God. I'm not sure if this god is real, but I suspect it's the man that the mayor was babbling about in Episode 21, which does somewhat incline me to believe that there is a real person they're worshipping, although I'm not sure if he has magical powers or not. They are probably sending out members of the cult into the woods to lure in the kids that they would then kill. This cult has also been going since at least the 1950s, kidnapping and killing outcasts since then, but has recently started to up its activity.
The Monsters- I'm still not sure if there are monsters or not. If there are monsters then I think they are being caused by the cults activity, possibly with the kids being turned into them, as was said to have happened to Evelyn Grahm as described in Episode 8. This is also backed up by several of the mlMonsters of the Week being missing children transformed into monsters (Episodes 4, 10, 20). Alternatively, if there are no monsters then I think they are the actions of the cult being seen by outsiders and misunderstood, see Monster of the Week Episode 3, 17 and 21. Honestly with what we know so far this could go either way, but I'm thinking somewhere in the middle, that there's real monsters being brought about by the cult, while people are mistaking their activities in the woods for monsters. Honestly this just depends on what the writers find scarier, the body horror of the transformation, or the cult terrorising a small town.
Hunter and Eva- I think Hunter was recruited to the cult by his parents, who encouraged his his horrible behaviour in order to provide the cult with a scapegoat when the time came. I think Eva was forced to join the cult by her father and was leaving the graffiti in order to sabotage the cult without being caught. As for her claim about them summoning the apocalypse, I'm not sure. She may have lied to, or this could be accurate, we don't have enough information yet. Either way it probably won't make a difference this season, which is the time frame I'm working from.
What I think is coming next- I think that the Reporter will go onto the Clarks secret land in the finale after the cult has betrayed her by going back on their work and taking someone else. I think they will then kidnap her while she's there, in an attempt to force her back into speaking in their favour. I think the actual Witherburn Afterschool News program will then be taken over by either one of the Reporters relatives, or by Birdie who will be trying to save the Reporter from the cult, while fighting the disinformation they would be spreading through the Reporters mouth.
That's just what I think will happen, and I hope I've got at least a few things right.
Thank you so much
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