Everytime This Is Reblogged, JK Rowling Steps On A Lego

Everytime this is reblogged, JK Rowling steps on a lego

Pov one of the spooky computer guys sent you an email, good luck Sam

Dear Neil, Are you human?

And also, in my book report (that's gonna be on Good Omens), may i call you by your private name? My teacher peobably won't approve because that would be implying we're friends, but if you say we're friends she'll have to accept it.

Sincerely, another person who's life you've changed

I'm honestly good with anyone out there with who is writing a book report calling me Neil. Because if you're reading my Tumblr, I'm sure we're friends. Unless you're hate-reading it, in which case I'm sure we shall be friends one day.

OK so I'm relistening to mag 46 and it seems to imply that there's some supernatural force targeting British secondhand booksellers, which I guess could be caused by Jurgen Leightners disappearance releasing the magic books, but that feels like a weird detail to include just this once. It's also clearly possible for the books to kill the bookseller as the statement givers friend falling down the stairs lines up with the books powers in relation to the vast, but the only indication this is a more widespread issue is a couple of lines that never go anywhere and I think that's weird. Or I'm just reading into it to much.

But seriously wtf is up with this.

Gerry!!!!

RQ knew exactly what they were doing when they made this little shit

(pose reference by aquesart on tiktok)