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Sometimes I Just Sit By The Dishwasher While It's Going And Imagine There's Just A Little Dog In There

Sometimes I just sit by the dishwasher while it's going and imagine there's just a little dog in there licking all the food off the plates.

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Obviously not my dishwasher my friend's houses have dishwashers and i live there because there is free food. i think its a labrador but really small pocket labrador this is probably something not normal but cute dogs even if they're in my brain doggo
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elmodoescrimes
1 year ago

This lives in my head rent-free

Panel 1: Dipper has his hand drawn back to throw a ball. Mabel is prepared to catch it. They're both grinning.
Panel 2: Stan is standing, holding a can. His face is neutral as he watches the kids.
Panel 3: Dipper throws the ball to Mabel, who lifts her arms up to catch it. The ball is in the air.
Panel 4: Mabel has missed and the ball is flying at Stan. He has a look of surprise on his face. Panel 5: He drops the can and is making an 'oof' face.
Panel 6: Stan dramatically holds his chest and puts his hand on his head. He says "OW! MY BOOBS!" Panel 7: The kids stan in front of Stan, looking up at him. He stares at them back, hands at his side. Mabel says "Grunkle Stan, you don't have boobs"
Panel 8: The kids continue to stare at Stan as he says "Oh yeah" Panel 9: He scratches his head and looks up thoughtfully. He says "Still forget I don't have those anymore"
Panel 10: He looks back to the kids and they stare at each other. Panel 11: Stan blinks.
Panel 12: They continue to stare at each other. Panel 13: Stan walks away and the kids watch him, mouths open.
Panel 14: The kids look shocked as Stan leaves the frame. Panel 15: Dipper and Mabel stand side by side with confused looks. Dipper says "Anymore?"
Panel 16: Mabel looks at Dipper. Dipper lifts a hand to call out "Stan? Stan!" Panel 17: Dipper runs, yelling "ANYMORE?" and Mabel watches him in surprise.

*casually comes out*

(dipper is panicky because he’s also trans and confused and surprised. i wanna draw them talking and bonding over their transness at some point)

btw if you can’t read my writing the alt text has the speech

also if you saw this a few minutes ago… you didn’t (it went weird so i’m reposting it)

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elmodoescrimes
1 year ago

Sometimes I wish I had artistic talent so I could draw all the fanart i wanted to, but alas i am stuck with shitty little stick figures and a lot of random bill ciphers.

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fanart oh to be good at art artists on tumblr yall are skilled and i am jealous. bill cipher feels like i should mention him ah gay fanart my beloved Honestly though artists should be revered like the fucking GODS that they are
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elmodoescrimes
1 year ago

When in doubt of a characters sexuality, make 'em bi, then you can ship 'em with whoever!

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shipping fanfics bisexual to ship or not to ship that is the question very important question tbf lgbt marauders marauders fandom marauders era
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elmodoescrimes
1 year ago

I swear, by Zeus bored on some random fucking Sunday afternoon, that I will never stop loving these bitches.

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By these bitches i mean rosekiller the marauders dead gay wizards from the 70s good omens inneffable husbands murder husbands gallavich shameless in a innocent and heart-felt way Gravity Falls and literally anyone man poolverine stucky I GET TOO ATTATCHED TO RANDOM SHIPS stuilly WHY DO MY ADHD BE ADHDing SO MUCH
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elmodoescrimes
1 year ago

Perfection.

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

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