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ElmoDoesCrimes

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elmodoescrimes
1 year ago

I swear to all the ruined piñatas in the world, if I ever stop shipping rosekiller I give each and every person in the world permission to brutally murder me.


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elmodoescrimes
1 year ago

This lives in my head rent-free

Panel 1: Dipper has his hand drawn back to throw a ball. Mabel is prepared to catch it. They're both grinning.
Panel 2: Stan is standing, holding a can. His face is neutral as he watches the kids.
Panel 3: Dipper throws the ball to Mabel, who lifts her arms up to catch it. The ball is in the air.
Panel 4: Mabel has missed and the ball is flying at Stan. He has a look of surprise on his face. Panel 5: He drops the can and is making an 'oof' face.
Panel 6: Stan dramatically holds his chest and puts his hand on his head. He says "OW! MY BOOBS!" Panel 7: The kids stan in front of Stan, looking up at him. He stares at them back, hands at his side. Mabel says "Grunkle Stan, you don't have boobs"
Panel 8: The kids continue to stare at Stan as he says "Oh yeah" Panel 9: He scratches his head and looks up thoughtfully. He says "Still forget I don't have those anymore"
Panel 10: He looks back to the kids and they stare at each other.  Panel 11: Stan blinks.
Panel 12: They continue to stare at each other. Panel 13: Stan walks away and the kids watch him, mouths open.
Panel 14: The kids look shocked as Stan leaves the frame. Panel 15: Dipper and Mabel stand side by side with confused looks. Dipper says "Anymore?"
Panel 16: Mabel looks at Dipper. Dipper lifts a hand to call out "Stan? Stan!" Panel 17: Dipper runs, yelling "ANYMORE?" and Mabel watches him in surprise.

*casually comes out*

(dipper is panicky because he’s also trans and confused and surprised. i wanna draw them talking and bonding over their transness at some point)

btw if you can’t read my writing the alt text has the speech

also if you saw this a few minutes ago… you didn’t (it went weird so i’m reposting it)

elmodoescrimes
1 year ago
elmodoescrimes
1 year ago

IM COMING FOR YOU RANDOM DEADPOOL!!!!!

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elmodoescrimes
1 year ago

Hello dear friends! ❤🤍🖤💚

🍉I am deab abu alpombz, a Palestinian from the besieged and destroyed Gaza 😭😭

we have been suffering😭😭 for 350 difficult days from an aggressive war.

Our lives are harsh because we lack all the basic necessities of life. Everything has become scarce and unattainable. There is no food, no water, no medicine.

So, I ask you to help me keep my family safe and alive, especially after we had lost all our sources of livelihood.Please do not leave my family to struggle and suffer these difficult days alone. You can support my campaign by donating whatever you can or by sharing my posts to reach others who can help us survive the war to safety and peace. You are helping the lives of many people with your small contribution. Every donation makes a difference in our very difficult lives. But this is a legitimate campaign and has been checked by .

https://gofund.me/1d652f31

AGAIN, HELP IF YOU CAN

elmodoescrimes
1 year ago

Dear Friends,

I write to you with tears in my eyes and a heavy heart. After 188 days of displacement, constant fear, and struggling to survive, we managed to escape with our lives and reach Egypt. But the pain didn’t stop there. Just yesterday, we lost my children's grandfather 💔, not due to direct war, but because of malnutrition and the lack of basic life necessities. We couldn’t save him, just as we couldn’t save our home or our dreams.

The rest of my family is still trapped in the war, suffering the same harsh conditions that led to the passing of my children's grandfather. We are here trying to build a new life, but we have lost everything. We lost our home, and my children were deprived of their schools and universities. Even my eldest son, who worked so hard to build his future, lost his job and saw his dreams shattered.😔

We are now in desperate need of your help. We seek to secure a safe home that will provide us and our children with basic needs. Life in Egypt is extremely difficult, and prices are soaring beyond our reach. All we ask for is a chance to rebuild our lives and secure a better future for our children.🙏🏼

From the depths of my heart, I ask you to stand by us in these difficult times. Your support means hope and life to us.🙌🏼🇵🇸

https://gofund.me/59e9578a

GO HELP PEOPLE!!!!!

elmodoescrimes
1 year ago

and now the frantic scrolling through the blog to find this third time begins.

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elmodoescrimes
1 year ago

Sometimes I wish I had artistic talent so I could draw all the fanart i wanted to, but alas i am stuck with shitty little stick figures and a lot of random bill ciphers.


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elmodoescrimes
1 year ago

I feel like I should acknowledge this has happened two times already.

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elmodoescrimes
1 year ago

‏Hello, can you please reblog or publish a post for my campaign? Due to the weakness of donations, they pass slowly as ice. I hope you can help me. A small amount like $10 will be more than useful to help me and my family. Thank you for everything💔🙏

‏Vetted Gaza Evacuation Fundrais‼️💔🍉🍉🍉

Farah is #310 on the Vetted Fundraisers List‼️

‏Right now, donated money is being used to help us survive this war. Food is very expensive and my family has to pay rent for the land that our tent is on. However, I want to save up enough money to evacuate my family to a safer place where we can rebuild our lives. I dream of returning to university to finish my computer science degree. I want to provide a better life for my family than is possible in Gaza. My family and I have many dreams we would like to fulfill after this war. We are grateful to everyone who donated and helps us during this time of suffering. Thank you for reading

‏https://gofund.me/73d4b003

imnotgoodatseriousstuffbutimtrying. Help people if you can!


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elmodoescrimes
1 year ago

Perfection.

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

elmodoescrimes
1 year ago

I'm a trans dude but my natural mode is genderfuck gremlin.


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elmodoescrimes
1 year ago

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

elmodoescrimes
1 year ago

I'd care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.

Reblog this from anybody. literally. ANYBODY. even if you dont like them or even know them that well. YOU COULD SAVE THEIR LIFE.

elmodoescrimes
1 year ago

When in doubt of a characters sexuality, make 'em bi, then you can ship 'em with whoever!


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elmodoescrimes
1 year ago

Reblog if think trans people are neato

Reblog If Think Trans People Are Neato

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elmodoescrimes
1 year ago

If I had to thank my mother for anything, It'd be for giving me French citizenship and speaking skills. I can read my marauders fanfics without having to look up translations.


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