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ElmoDoesCrimes

I do things sometimes.

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Sometimes I Wonder How In The Actual Shitpickled Fuckwaffling Winged Leprechaun I'm Still Alive.

Sometimes I wonder how in the actual shitpickled fuckwaffling winged leprechaun I'm still alive.


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6 months ago

This lives in my head rent-free

Panel 1: Dipper has his hand drawn back to throw a ball. Mabel is prepared to catch it. They're both grinning.
Panel 2: Stan is standing, holding a can. His face is neutral as he watches the kids.
Panel 3: Dipper throws the ball to Mabel, who lifts her arms up to catch it. The ball is in the air.
Panel 4: Mabel has missed and the ball is flying at Stan. He has a look of surprise on his face. Panel 5: He drops the can and is making an 'oof' face.
Panel 6: Stan dramatically holds his chest and puts his hand on his head. He says "OW! MY BOOBS!" Panel 7: The kids stan in front of Stan, looking up at him. He stares at them back, hands at his side. Mabel says "Grunkle Stan, you don't have boobs"
Panel 8: The kids continue to stare at Stan as he says "Oh yeah" Panel 9: He scratches his head and looks up thoughtfully. He says "Still forget I don't have those anymore"
Panel 10: He looks back to the kids and they stare at each other.  Panel 11: Stan blinks.
Panel 12: They continue to stare at each other. Panel 13: Stan walks away and the kids watch him, mouths open.
Panel 14: The kids look shocked as Stan leaves the frame. Panel 15: Dipper and Mabel stand side by side with confused looks. Dipper says "Anymore?"
Panel 16: Mabel looks at Dipper. Dipper lifts a hand to call out "Stan? Stan!" Panel 17: Dipper runs, yelling "ANYMORE?" and Mabel watches him in surprise.

*casually comes out*

(dipper is panicky because he’s also trans and confused and surprised. i wanna draw them talking and bonding over their transness at some point)

btw if you can’t read my writing the alt text has the speech

also if you saw this a few minutes ago… you didn’t (it went weird so i’m reposting it)

6 months ago

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6 months ago

and now the frantic scrolling through the blog to find this third time begins.

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