Stay Stillpairing: Opla!buggy The Clown X Fem!bsf!fwb!reader Genre: Drabble, Fluff, Best Friends With

stay still pairing: opla!buggy the clown x fem!bsf!fwb!reader genre: drabble, fluff, best friends with benefits au warnings: cursing, implications of sexy times, boobies, subtle buggy pining(but not rlly subtle), buggy is a simp word count: 323

“can’t you stay still for one second?!”

“i would if you weren’t seconds away from poking my fucking eye out!”

per usual it was noisy in the captain’s quarters, but not the noise that would usually be heard.

y/n, buggy’s best friend(and possibly with benefits), had asked her lovely captain if she could do his make-up for this performance and he made the regretful mistake of saying yes.

“i’m not even near your eye, bugs! i’m putting on your lipstick!” y/n annoyedly yelled, gripping his chin tighter so he would stop pulling away.

the blue-haired clown only rolled his eyes, staying still for the first time in nine minutes.

he crossed his arms and stared up at her, admiring her features, studying her eyes, her lips, how her nose would scrunch as she focused on applying his lipstick just right. buggy’s eyes wandered down towards her tits that were right in his face, ‘cause how could he not? it was right there!

“aaaand, done!” the girl announced, excitedly jumping up. buggy, half disappointed he couldn’t see them anymore and half relieved that the experience was over, stood up and stretched.

y/n spun him around to the mirror, “well? what do you think?” buggy didn't even look at himself, he could only focus on how excited she was.

the man slowly smiled, “i love yo- it! i love it!” he quickly corrected himself, finally looking at himself in the mirror. the make-up wasn’t actually that different from his usual look. 

“is it just me or is this the exact same look as all my other looks?” buggy’s question has a frown forming on y/n’s lips. “well, yeah. i wasn’t gon’na change your signature look. it’s too perfect.” she then beamed at him, “i wouldn’t change a thing about you.” at that moment, he felt like he could stay still forever as long as he had her to stare at.

as much as i love him now, i don't think i can ever forget the horror i experienced upon seeing him on my tumblr home page

oh buggy, my love. just wait for me. i have an oc for you 😭😭😭

happy birthday to me! never thought i'd live up to 17 ngl

HI GUYS IM ALIVE I SWEAR, IVE BEEN MEANING TO WORK ON MY SANJI FIC I SWEAR YOU'LL GET AN UPDATE THIS WEEK