NEW DAVID DASTMALCHIAN CHARACTER ALERT!!!!

NEW DAVID DASTMALCHIAN CHARACTER ALERT!!!!

man's range is INSANE

HII !! omg it's been so long since I've seen anyone write for David Dastmalchian's characters ＼(^_^)／

could I request hcs for abner with a s/o with a symbiote (Venom) ?

❥ HI THERE LOVE, yea i've just started becoming more active on tumblr and my love for david has GROWN INTO AN INFATUATION and so all i've been writing is david characters haha! thank you for requesting and i hope these headcanons are okay bc your ask is such a unique one and i don't wanna disappoint AAAAA

abner krill with a s/o that has a symbiote headcanons warnings: mentions of intercourse, this is so short im so sorry i had no ideas SHHSHSH

okay so i feel as though you wouldn’t tell him that you have a symbiote and he didn’t really question anything when you talk to yourself CONSTANTLY, because yk talking to yourself isn’t that abnormal

but when your body starts jolting from one place to another, beyond your own will, abner’s like ok so this isn’t normal?

eventually you tell him and he’s immediately WORRIED ASF BECAUSE EXTRATERRESTRIAL PARASITES THAT BASICALLY ATTACH THEMSELF TO THEIR HOST FOR A LONG TIME??? he already has trauma from his own interdimensional virus so he’s extremely concerned for you

when you explain that it’s completely harmless and that you’re actually really good friends with your symbiote he’s definitely more relieved but still ever-so worried bc that’s our abner <3

it took a lot of convincing for him to not be worried, but it took him even MORE CONVINCING to not freak out when you turn into venom and abner just looks at you with the most terrified look ever or maybe even faint

HE ALSO REALISED THIS WAS WHY YOU ATE SO MUCH GODDAMN CHOCOLATE, bc your symbiote needs chocolate

i feel as though abner would misinterpret your emotions and behaviour at times and think you’re annoyed with him when you’re actually pissed off with your symbiote who keeps saying “FIGHT. EAT CHOCOLATE. FIGHT.” so you definitely need to always tell abner that your aren’t mad at him but rather at the parasite living inside your body

abner definitely finds it a bit weird, possibly uncomfortable, that he’s technically dating your symbiote while he’s dating you, ESPECIALLY WHEN VENOM BUTTS IN AND IS LIKE “stop undressing them with your eyes” AND ABNER WILL START SWEATING AND CRYING LIKE “BUT I’M NOT??????” so yeah

he’ll definitely get bullied a lot by venom and every time he does, you have to comfort abner and just remind him that venom’s just a mean meany pants

venom would definitely remind abner of his mom, but it was alright because he had you to scold venom whenever he would say some whacked up shit

imagine how awkward it is to smush booties(have sex) when venom’s JUST THERE, LIKE ABNER’S ALREADY NERVOUS ABOUT GETTING NAKED AND THERE’S THE PARASITE READY TO GIVE AN INSULTING REMARK ABOUT HIS BODY ANY TIME SOON

honestly, it would be worst for you since you can hear venom in your mind THE WHOLE TIME

after a while, abner will probably get used to having venom around almost every time and will probably maybe have a comeback or two if he ever gets confident enough, and with your encouragement and comfort, he will definitely get more confident

how does he look so cute even when in goober-lookin ahh makeup? bro's something else fr

[photos are from david's instagram]

HEY I’m the same anon who sent u that question, dude totally same that’s the first character of his that i liked but tbh I’ve seen him in so many movies ( LIKE WHY NOW AM I FALLING FOR THIS MAN) 💀 i have no idea how I ended up falling for abner but I’m not complaining tho

oh my god what show/movie of his would u recommend for me to watch? 👀👀

❥ OH MY GOD OKAY SO SO, a lot of the movies he's a lead in is always rlly depressing but they're so good too, one of the movies i would recommend is teacher (2019), it's super dark and definitely violent but he's great in it and i would also recommend animals(2014), he wrote it HIMSELF and it's sorta based off his experience with heroine addiction and all that bc he had a hard life in the late 90s/early 00s

if we're talking about short roles but still ever so JUICY, i would recommend reprisal(it's a show on hulu, though you could find it on websites), the belko experiment or prisoners, he's also in ant man 1 & 2, supporting cast again

i hope you have a great time watching!!

Ok bestie I gotta ask this question what’s ur favorite David Dastmalchian character he played?

❥ OKAY OKAY, YOU HONESTLY CANNOT ASK ME THIS BC I LOVE ALMOST ALL CHARACTERS HE PLAYS(that i have watched so far) BUT I DEFINITELY HAVE TO SAY ABNER! he was the first david dastmalchian character i ever discovered and watched and i was immediately enamoured with his acting and works and life and i'm just obsessed with david now LMAO

at this point i've given up on trying to write a fanfic for mlp just to put my oc in there, i just watch the show and think of what my pony would say during whatever life threatening situation the mane six are in T-T

Sometimes ya just gotta sit and play a mental episode of my little pony in your brain with your own original character and vibe