I'm Trying To Mess With My Friend By Pretending To Be Lizard Person And Using My Dead Name But It's Not

I'm trying to mess with my friend by pretending to be lizard person and using my dead name but it's not working

how I came out to my grandma

so, my friend dips his Graham crackers in chocolate milk and I said "Graham crackers are more cookie than cracker but they're not cookie enough to classified as cookies" and now I can't stop thinking about it

you can only reblog this today

One of the adults around me was talking to the 5 year old and stopped mid sentence and said "ooh" and walked over to the counter and picked a tiny cheese greater off the ground.