How I Came Out To My Grandma

how I came out to my grandma

ok, so, I was just at Subway and the ladys behind the counter just told my mom "your son is very handsome" and that made my day

it's working!!!!!!!!

I'm trying to mess with my friend by pretending to be lizard person and using my dead name but it's not working

did anyone else know that if the grapes (at Schnucks) are by the pound then you can put them in those little bags and not buy the whole bag

One of the adults around me was talking to the 5 year old and stopped mid sentence and said "ooh" and walked over to the counter and picked a tiny cheese greater off the ground.

it was my microwave

I think my oven is possessed! It keeps making weird noises. Help