Just Finished Reading Oblivion By Anthony Horowitz. It's Just As Sad As I Remember It Being. Anyway Scott

Just finished reading Oblivion by Anthony Horowitz. It's just as sad as I remember it being. Anyway Scott deserves a blanket and some hot chocolate. He deserves so much more than what he got.

This is sick!

good as gold

Been obsessed with digimon lately, especially these two gays. They are adorable.

Gotta make sure best boi polteageist wins! Tho I do love pumpkaboo.

BEST GHOST TYPE POKÉMON TOURNAMENT

Hotel? Trivago

chai tea (tea tea)

naan bread (bread bread)

sharia law (law law)

Please more people need to read this series!

Stuff that happens in Fred the Vampire Accountant that I'll never get over (in no particular order, with little context)

Fred meets a 'child' and has to be dragged out of the room after collapsing in instinctual terror

He gets chased by acid spitting sentient mushrooms

He meets a devil and falls in love

He listens to a forest conduct a Pink Floyd song

A werepony gets Fred involved with his gambling debts

Everyone is constantly surprised by his genuine accounting nature

A sentient house offers lovely service with a side of attempted murder

His loved ones would refrain from murder for him

Fred has a very nice ass and everyone knows it but him

"Crimes against the commonly agreed upon reality"

Fred regularly meets, and endears himself, to incredibly powerful beings

He's considered and exceptional accountant, but a sub-par vampire by everyone

He considers himself a scaredy-cat. He is the only one that thinks that

He gets thrown off a mountain

He gains the respect and admiration of an ancient and powerful vampire

He gets a zombie roommate/assistant

He gains the respect of a very powerful dragon

He later becomes a malewife to the devil

I love this book series it's weird and fun, and i havent even scratched the surface of what it has to offer