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Man I Just Want To Lay On Hunk And Listen To His Goddamn Heartbeat While He Wraps Those Beefy Arms Around

Man I just want to lay on Hunk and listen to his goddamn heartbeat while he wraps those beefy arms around me UGHH ðŸ˜ðŸ’«ðŸ’•
I feel like Hunk runs a high body temperature
There are pros and cons to this
Pros: He’s really fucking cozy
Cons: He’s so cozy you keep dozing off during cuddling sessions and drooling a bit on his chest
He insists he doesn’t mind but you’re a little embarrassed
He smells really fucking good
It varies depending on what he cooked that day but it’s usually either something similar to vanilla or more herby
Don’t be fooled by his thicc™ appearance, that boy works out very frequently to keep up the strength needed by a paladin
That is ALL muscle
Still, he’s soft™ and very comfortable to either lay your head on or your whole body if you so desire
He likes to talk when you two cuddle
Don’t worry if you can’t find anything to talk about, he’ll talk more than enough for the both of you
As long as you at least give an occasional hum so he knows you didn’t fall asleep yet, he doesn’t mind if you’re quiet
If you do fall asleep, he’s not above waking you up
He usually only does this when he can’t fall asleep
If he has to suffer, so do you
Any other time, he’ll resign himself to just play with your hair, listen to you breathing, maybe watch you sleep if you two are in a position that allows that
He just thinks you’re really cute ok??
Even if you’re drooling on his shirt
When you fall asleep on him, he will not move a muscle until you wake up
He doesn’t want to disturb you
Typically he likes when you lay on top of him in some way or next to him
He’s got this irrational fear that he’ll crush you
It stems from his own internalized fatphobia unfortunately
You two are working on it
Sometimes when you two sleep together, you’ll wake up in a position where you’re spooning him
Hunk highkey enjoys this and might pretend to sleep for a few extra minutes just to stay like that
Hunk really enjoys having you close to him
Whether you’re sitting on his lap when you two are chilling
Or when you lazily wrap your arms around him and watch from over his shoulder when he’s working with some of his engineering stuff
So cuddling is 100/10 in Hunk’s book
If Hunk is having a bad day, one of the best things you can do for him is just cuddling with him
It’s a really good way to boost his mood no matter the situation
And if you’re stressed or feeling bad?
Cuddling with Hunk is guaranteed to be a cure
You two could just sit down and cuddle in the middle of a battlefield and after just like five minutes it’ll feel like you just got back from a week long vacation
Logically you two wouldn’t do that but you get what I mean lmao
I feel like Hunk gets kind of giggly when he’s tired and just finds everything a little funny
It’s vv cute and you have a small collection of videos of him talking in this mood that you keep for yourself
Not only do they boost your mood but also you use them as evidence to show Hunk what a dork he is when he’s tired
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More Posts from Emotionalsupportgoblin420
Imagine breaking up a fight between the kitsunesðŸ˜
This can honestly go one of two routes
one is a petty argument and is probably broken up verbally and/or comedically (also maybe you're pouting and don't talk to any of them for the rest of the day and they have to resist the urge to turn THAT into another fight 'look what you did!' 'WHAT I DID?!')
OR
you have to break up an actual physical fight between the boys.
most likely by putting your body between them all.
If you almost get hurt they all back down and seriously are left to think about what they're doing.
IF YOU DO GET HURT, well---
Whoever is the one who did it probably can't even stand to look at you. All three of them would feel like a monster. They'd probably run off crying in different flavors of sad.
(Aki is shocked and scared and probably shaking, Haru is pissed and feels like a villain, Fuyu is absolutely CRUSHED and will def take some coaxing to even look or speak to you or anyone again cause he feels like he's worse than he was at his lowest right now THE DRAMA QUEEN)
They will flip flop back and forth as to this being a reason to continue arguing and also proof that they just need to STOP.
Either way, at least you stopped the fighting for now right?
(though you might have scars)
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