The Kandi Brainrot Has Taken A Hold Of Me

The kandi brainrot has taken a hold of me

The heat is unbearable…

Come winter, it’ll at least be my turn to hold the reunion

Man I just want to lay on Hunk and listen to his goddamn heartbeat while he wraps those beefy arms around me UGHH 😭💫💕

I feel like Hunk runs a high body temperature

There are pros and cons to this

Pros: He’s really fucking cozy

Cons: He’s so cozy you keep dozing off during cuddling sessions and drooling a bit on his chest

He insists he doesn’t mind but you’re a little embarrassed

He smells really fucking good

It varies depending on what he cooked that day but it’s usually either something similar to vanilla or more herby

Don’t be fooled by his thicc™ appearance, that boy works out very frequently to keep up the strength needed by a paladin

That is ALL muscle

Still, he’s soft™ and very comfortable to either lay your head on or your whole body if you so desire

He likes to talk when you two cuddle

Don’t worry if you can’t find anything to talk about, he’ll talk more than enough for the both of you

As long as you at least give an occasional hum so he knows you didn’t fall asleep yet, he doesn’t mind if you’re quiet

If you do fall asleep, he’s not above waking you up

He usually only does this when he can’t fall asleep

If he has to suffer, so do you

Any other time, he’ll resign himself to just play with your hair, listen to you breathing, maybe watch you sleep if you two are in a position that allows that

He just thinks you’re really cute ok??

Even if you’re drooling on his shirt

When you fall asleep on him, he will not move a muscle until you wake up

He doesn’t want to disturb you

Typically he likes when you lay on top of him in some way or next to him

He’s got this irrational fear that he’ll crush you

It stems from his own internalized fatphobia unfortunately

You two are working on it

Sometimes when you two sleep together, you’ll wake up in a position where you’re spooning him

Hunk highkey enjoys this and might pretend to sleep for a few extra minutes just to stay like that

Hunk really enjoys having you close to him

Whether you’re sitting on his lap when you two are chilling

Or when you lazily wrap your arms around him and watch from over his shoulder when he’s working with some of his engineering stuff

So cuddling is 100/10 in Hunk’s book

If Hunk is having a bad day, one of the best things you can do for him is just cuddling with him

It’s a really good way to boost his mood no matter the situation

And if you’re stressed or feeling bad?

Cuddling with Hunk is guaranteed to be a cure

You two could just sit down and cuddle in the middle of a battlefield and after just like five minutes it’ll feel like you just got back from a week long vacation

Logically you two wouldn’t do that but you get what I mean lmao

I feel like Hunk gets kind of giggly when he’s tired and just finds everything a little funny

It’s vv cute and you have a small collection of videos of him talking in this mood that you keep for yourself

Not only do they boost your mood but also you use them as evidence to show Hunk what a dork he is when he’s tired

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