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Dr. Leo, Holding A Kettle: Coffee Or Tea?
Dr. Leo, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Dr. Shaw: Tea.
Dr. Leo: Wrong. It's coffee.
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Dr. Leo: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held.
Dr. Sherman: Are you okay.
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Dr. Sherman: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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Dr. Leo: What’s your biggest fear?
Dr. Sherman: I am incredibly arachnophobic.
Dr. Leo, under their breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?
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Dr. Sherman: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
Dr. Shaw: If I was married to you I’d drink it.
(Not shipping)
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Dr. Shaw: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Dr. Leo.
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Dr. Sherman: Damn, the power went out.
Dr. Shaw: Don’t worry, I got this.
Dr. Shaw: *stomps foot*
Dr. Sherman: What-?
Dr. Shaw: *Sketchers light up*
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Dr. Sparrow: You're violent.
Dr. Leo: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
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Dr. Sparrow: Who's in charge here?
Dr. Shaw, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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Dr. Sparrow: Dr. Shaw just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.
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Dr. Sparrow: Dr. Leo, you're an asshole, man.
Dr. Leo: You are what you eat Dr. Sparrow.
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Dr. Shaw: Adults are the most insanely stupid people I have the displeasure of interacting with.
Dr. Leo, referring to themself and Dr. Sherman: Even us?
Dr. Shaw: Especially you guys.
Dr. Sherman:
Dr. Leo:
Dr. Sherman: Petition to kick Dr. Shaw out so they stop insulting us.
Dr. Leo: Seconded.
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More SCP incorrect quotes cause I'm bored:
Dr. Sparrow: I'm never having a debate with Dr. Leo again, they literally started their argument with "Riddle me this."
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Dr. Sherman: Remember, if you die in the simulation—
Dr. Shaw: Yeah, yeah, I know, if you die in the simulation you die in real life.
Dr. Sherman: What? No! You need to reset the simulation with the terminal! What is WRONG with you?!
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Dr. Shaw: So jellyshish-
Dr. Leo, laughing: JELLYSHISH!?
Dr. Shaw: You know what I meant!
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Dr. Leo: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Dr. Shaw, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, frag you.
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Dr. Sparrow, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!
Dr. Sherman, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.
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Dr. Sherman: The best person I know is myself.
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Dr. Leo: I am Dr. Leo, I speak for the trees. Chop them down and I snap your knees.
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Dr. Sherman: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.
Dr. Sherman, gesturing to Dr. Shaw and Dr. Leo fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!
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Dr. Sparrow: Well, Dr. Shaw, is there anything you would like to say to Dr. Leo?
Dr. Shaw: How do I put this delicately? You’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.
Dr. Sparrow: How about we frame our statement with “When you do this, it makes me feel this”?
Dr. Shaw: When you live here, it makes me angry. Because you’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.
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Dr. Shaw: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Dr. Sherman: And you came to me?
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Dr. Shaw: *Hugs Dr. Sparrow from behind*
Dr. Shaw: *Tucks Dr. Sparrow's hair behind their ear*
Dr. Shaw, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.
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Dr. Sparrow: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.
Dr. Shaw: Actually Dr. Sparrow, it’s salt.
Dr. Sparrow: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.
Dr. Shaw: Uh Dr. Sparrow, that would be salt.
Dr. Shaw: *takes salt packer from Dr. Sparrow* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little crap.
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I just want an SCP-4966 plushy! Is that too much to ask! /silly /hj