Merlin As Things I Said

Merlin as things I said

Merlin: I want to murder myself

Gwaine: Shove a stick up my ass and call me a corn dog

Morgana: Shut the fuck up I'm doing witchy shit

Mordred: I'm making cinnamon packs

Arthur: Holy fuckles it's knuckles

Elyan: Cha cha real smooth

Lancelot: it's a prickly stickly

Morgause: what did i tell you about killing people without me?!

Leon: I love the Mickey Mouse Crack House

Gwen: Coffee is the only thing that keeps me from killing you idiots

Percival: *getting choked* Harder Daddy

Elyan: Goodnight moon. Elyan: Goodnight tree. Elyan: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

Mordred: Emrys?

Merlin: What?

Mordred: You kicked me in your sleep

Merlin: who said i was asleep?

Merlin: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Morgana: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans. Merlin: but what’s the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* Morgana: Merlin, they...they weren’t always orphans. Merlin:

Morgana: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Merlin: Thank you

Morgana: I didn't say that was a good thing

Merlin: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Arthur: I did a bad thing

Morgana: Does it concern me?

Arthur: Well no-

Morgana: THEN SUFFER