The Sheer PAIN AND AGONY I WENT THROUGH JUST For This Pokemon.

The sheer PAIN AND AGONY I WENT THROUGH JUST for this pokemon.

For context - doing a SP water types only playthrough (with a soda themed name scheme) and decided I wanted a Milotic (first mistake).

So I went fishing for it in Mt Coronet (second mistake).

Eventually went a bit stir crazy and decided to get it in Sword (third mistake).

Found out there was a fog static encounter, but I didn't realise it was bugged to only spawn as male, and I wanted a female pokemon to balance the team out, so I ran from it (fourth mistake).

I then couldn't get another one to spawn, so started fishing on route 2 (fifth mistake).

I then tried max raid battles to no avail, though I did get some XP candy, so.. (seventh mistake).

Eventually gave up and started asking online/friends, to no avail (sixth mistake).

Then checked my Sword boxes again - I had checked them prior but I THOUGHT nothing had come up. (eighth mistake).

Turns out, I had a Milotic the ENTIRE TIME. Started breeding, but couldn't even GET the right nature, let alone a FEMALE Feebas with the right nature, so I decided to go to the battle tower to get what I thought were nature altering mints (ninth mistake).

They didn't ACTUALLY alter the nature, so the whole plan I had with poffins didn't work out the way I'd hoped (tenth mistake - and don't even get me fucking STARTED on the poffin making - my thumbs were dying by batch 2, and I ended up having to make about 4 or 5!)

Eventually settled on a secret ability neutral nature Feebas and traded her to SP. Fed her poffins and evolved her, traded her back to Sword to give her some EXP candy, then traded her back and gave her some necessary moves via TM/move tutor.

And I finally have my fucking Milotic.

Palia humans are feral (and I love that) - HC's

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To start off, we have telepathy, and we communicate through our minds all the time. Even annoy each other from time to time.

We scare the Majiri villagers...a lot. I remember running toward Ashura and I saw about 5-6 other humans surrounding him. So, imagine you're minding your business and all of a sudden, a hoard of new creatures coming toward you to talk to you.

Not only that, but we always know where we are at any given time of the day. To us, we have a map that pinpoints where they are. To them, at first, they just thought we asked someone where they were and then found them.

But once they know we can communicate without words, that's how they think we tell each other where a certain villager is.

"Oh, hello [insert name]...I've been wondering. Seeing as your kind has telepathy, do you just communicate with each other on where we are after one of you has talked to us?"

Then, a human who spoke too fast without thinking says-

"Oh no, I just always know where you are. No telepathy needed"

"A- Always?"

"Yeah....oh, [insert human friend] just found some palium to mine. See ya later!"

Now picture yourself as a villager, you've just been told that no matter what, this creature that popped out of nowhere ALWAYS knows where you are...without using the power they have. That has to be creepy and disturbing to know.

Something a little more lighthearted, villagers always see us speeding around. Like seriously, we run everywhere. Some villagers have a hard time talking to us because we are in our own heads trying to get to a certain destination.

I kind of HC that all of us are like wild, untamed, feral children. Why wouldn't we be? It's a new world to explore. If you've seen the Croods, just know we are THAT level feral. We have manners and aren't messy, especially in someone else's house, but still...feral.

We bite. Either romantically, platonically, or violently. Regardless, we bite.

So I was looking through the character stories, and something stood out to me during Abe's..

@meltyclownstudio IS THAT CLAIRE ELFORD???

(There were two others but I didn't recognise who they were :( )

HAPPY 2ND BIRTHDAY MY SON 💙

Terminal Hanaki? Boring. Chronic Hanahaki? Exciting.

i am once again BEGGING you guys to watch the imp and skizz podcast