They're Gonna Fucking Kill Us

They're gonna fucking kill us

Okay so I'm yapping a lot about this movie but I DON'T CARE I have a lot to say about it 😭

BUT I also had a theory (Spoilers ofc)

Okay so y'know how the Bright Lights polycule (minus Lightbulb) went off to search for clues like the Scooby Doo gang or whatever, and they came across Purgatory Mansion?

What if they're the ones to find Toilet's body.

Imagine how fucked up that'd be.

You JUST heard/saw that Pickle died but everyone else is convinced it's a prank. You leave to look for clues based on noises Fan is hearing (which he deduces is possibly the Shimmer Baby), and stumble across PM and its residents (including Marshmallow, who was presumed missing for YEARS.) You stay and chat for a bit, then go to investigate some more (possibly with Marsh and Apple tagging along, or just as a trio again).

You then find the body of the third cohost, who you presumed just left after MePhone fired him.

You had no idea he was missing in the first place.

You return to the mansion with news in hand, only to discover that whilst you were gone, OJ and Nickel also died (alongside possibly others).

No one is convinced it's a prank any more.

WE ARE SO BACK LADS

I can't not reblog, this + the replies are GOLDEN 😭💙

Contestants be like: “I have my whole life ahead of me!” No you don’t, the [𝐒𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐍 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆] is coming 😂

Ohohohohoho y'all ain't ready for the angst my brain cooked up this morning.

I'm sick and at home.

Which means I have plenty of time to torture you all.

(Yes this is II16 related - spoilers below)

Listen don't judge the handwriting but godDAMN I'm excited to draw this one (likely gonna be traditional and then uploaded/completed digitally? Not sure)

(Also Tumblr killed the quality - click/tap to zoom in and see the directions :3 (or feel free to ask if one is particularly hard to read 💙))

So I made a thing

Listen I just wanna get over the sadness from the movie okay