I Feel Like My Mother Is Mocking Me.

I feel like my mother is mocking me.

Okay so I'm yapping a lot about this movie but I DON'T CARE I have a lot to say about it 😭

BUT I also had a theory (Spoilers ofc)

Okay so y'know how the Bright Lights polycule (minus Lightbulb) went off to search for clues like the Scooby Doo gang or whatever, and they came across Purgatory Mansion?

What if they're the ones to find Toilet's body.

Imagine how fucked up that'd be.

You JUST heard/saw that Pickle died but everyone else is convinced it's a prank. You leave to look for clues based on noises Fan is hearing (which he deduces is possibly the Shimmer Baby), and stumble across PM and its residents (including Marshmallow, who was presumed missing for YEARS.) You stay and chat for a bit, then go to investigate some more (possibly with Marsh and Apple tagging along, or just as a trio again).

You then find the body of the third cohost, who you presumed just left after MePhone fired him.

You had no idea he was missing in the first place.

You return to the mansion with news in hand, only to discover that whilst you were gone, OJ and Nickel also died (alongside possibly others).

No one is convinced it's a prank any more.

Okay so it's a special day tomorrow and despite the fact that I suck ass at cake decorating, I decided to make something I've always wanted to have (y'know, now that I can actually bake)

Listen it's a mess but it's MY mess. This is my 11 year old self's dream come true.

Do I have to wait like 12 hours to try it? Yes.

Do I care? No. The wait is worth it.

I made a goddamn Yoyle cake for my birthday :)

Yippee! :3

So I made a thing

Listen I just wanna get over the sadness from the movie okay

Another thing:

There is a possibility of Fan dying which I have just realised. Yes, Bow was responsible for the "Shimmer" noises, but think about it. Fan's hearing noises? What did the others hear before they died?

Plus think of the angst potential. Lightbulb convinced her friends it was okay to leave the mansion; that they'd be safe and they couldn't possibly be hurt, right? No way Lightbulb could be wrong!

Test Tube and Paintbrush return, Fan's body in hand with the news that Toilet also died, possibly years ago, and none of the contestants were aware of it at all.

How fucked up would that be.

Okay so I'm yapping a lot about this movie but I DON'T CARE I have a lot to say about it 😭

BUT I also had a theory (Spoilers ofc)

Okay so y'know how the Bright Lights polycule (minus Lightbulb) went off to search for clues like the Scooby Doo gang or whatever, and they came across Purgatory Mansion?

What if they're the ones to find Toilet's body.

Imagine how fucked up that'd be.

You JUST heard/saw that Pickle died but everyone else is convinced it's a prank. You leave to look for clues based on noises Fan is hearing (which he deduces is possibly the Shimmer Baby), and stumble across PM and its residents (including Marshmallow, who was presumed missing for YEARS.) You stay and chat for a bit, then go to investigate some more (possibly with Marsh and Apple tagging along, or just as a trio again).

You then find the body of the third cohost, who you presumed just left after MePhone fired him.

You had no idea he was missing in the first place.

You return to the mansion with news in hand, only to discover that whilst you were gone, OJ and Nickel also died (alongside possibly others).

No one is convinced it's a prank any more.