Also This Portrays A Lack Of Familiarity With His Work, Even If You Only Think "clean" Books Are Real

also this portrays a lack of familiarity with his work, even if you only think "clean" books are real he's written one of those before; "Straight" came out years ago

real books

daily reminder that 'camp damascus' is not my first 'real' book. erotica books ARE 'real' books. also i am not doing a 'character'. chuck has had to say this with every surge of popularity over last decade and here comes another wave. i am so THANKFUL for this timeline regardless

tldr; just start planting native ferns from seed and no one will stop you

Stop glorifying the grind for money and start glorifying the grind for reforestation, not even a joke, I'm currently landscaping my hostel with a focus on natives (some non natives that I like) and nobody has said anything because who wants to fight for patchy lawn grass and rocky mud, the thing no body tells you when you move out is you can just plant seeds and small plants and no one will stop you. I literally scavenged sticks and piled them in a rectangle and filled them with dirt to make a garden bed and no one has taken it down or asked questions; it's winter so people think there's just a pile of leaves that was never cleaned up. gonna plant ocean spray and beach roses there and no one's the wiser.

love the woods in winter when everything’s dormant but the mosses are still green and have their spore capsules out. the grind never stops, truly

I am the weakest, the most wanting in wisdom, I know, And my life, if lost, would be least missed, truly 🪓🌿

(below the cut are more doodle of lord and lady Bertilak with Gawain, look up at your own risk)

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I just assumed they're hovering in the air and the robe hangs really low

So like, are we ever going to get an explanation about this height difference?

Its been almost a whole year and that first image still scares me

Why so tall?

I have a limited view of this since the history channel made its pivot to reality TV when I was still a child but what I saw beforehand was largely stuff about ancient Greece, Rome, some Egypt stuff, mostly the technology they had, yeah there was some WWII stuff because of course that was a big history event but god damn I still remember that one guy that was on multiple shows who got so fucking genuinely excited about interestingly made weapons. Imagine Billy Maine's level hype for a cool Egyptian sword and it's 100% real joy, that was this guy. I never learned his name.

The History Channel's decay into what it is now really stings compared to other channels bc its theme was so broad. You could technically do a special on the history of anything and it would fit. I mean, I know they once did a miniseries about the history of comic books, and I think one about stand-up comedy? Anyway they didn't have to dive so hard into unrelated reality shows about truckers

But also that's irrelevant bc what counts as a History Show is limited. When you say "history" you mean what King did what in a Old Year. Like famously they were so fucking obsessed with World War II, and specifically Europe and the Nazis (you rarely saw a doc about the allies or the Pacific front), that people casually called it the Hitler Channel. The pre-Ancient Aliens days of History Channel was typically HITLER AND THE OCCULT, THE NAZIS: CHILLING SECRETS, HITLER'S SECRET DIARIES REVEALED, Modern Marvels: Retracting Bridges, DEBUNKING HITLER'S SECRET DIARIES,

pfft, I mean that's basically the plot so maybe it was playing in the background somewhere and you just didn't realize?

can someone who watches spy x family (a show i have never seen) explain why I had a dream where Anya Forger wasn't just psychic, but was also not actually human and was instead an eldritch horror who had taken up residence in a little human girl by sinking its tentacled claws into her brain? And the original girl was long dead, but this horror wanted to be a part of the family so just pretended to be her for fear it would be rejected??????????

once again cannot stress enough that I have never seen an episode of this show