My Character Is Just "what If A Goblin Was Even More Of A Little Freak"

my character is just "what if a goblin was even more of a little freak"

1st-time dnd players:

barely aware of how characters work so doesn't know what not to do

characters often maybe??? possible but really weird ("can I play as a mimic?")

no optimizing, only vibes (A+, love that)

new-ish to moderately experienced players:

exquisitely detailed backstory and character motivation, possibly with a heroforge design that took 6 hours

digging weird feats out of obscure sourcebooks

character name has 5 layers of meaning

very experienced players:

"this is Grumbo Bungus, he's like if a wizard was Stupid"

wait . . . monday-wednesday=Darius, wednesday-friday=Eda and Raine; who gets him wednesday? Does Darius choose whether to duel Eda or Raine and the winner gets Hunter for an extra day? or maybe he spends the day with Darius and the night with Eda and Raine?

Fuck it, everyone gets joint custody and Hunter gets a million parental and sibling units. Its a win win.

38, I generally don't like yellow but I think it can make beautiful color combinations, sky blue with white and a subtle yellow? beautiful, and a bright yellow with black and deep dark red looks amazing if done right.

25% of the people have a 4th cone and see colors as they are

Given the sudden interest for the color of dresses and vision, here some of the fascinating findings we did recently.

The color nuances we see depend on the number and distribution of cones (=color receptors) in our eye. You can check this rainbow: how many color nuances do you count?

You see less than 20 color nuances: you are a dichromats, like dogs, which means you have 2 types of cones only. You are likely to wear black, beige, and blue. 25% of the population is dichromat.

You see between 20 and 32 color nuances: you are a trichromat, you have 3 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green and red area). You enjoy different colors as you can appreciate them. 50% of the population is trichromat.

You see between 33 and 39 colors: you are a tetrachromat, like bees, and have 4 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green, red plus yellow area). You are irritated by yellow, so this color will be nowhere to be found in your wardrobe. 25% of the population is tetrachromat.

You see more than 39 color nuances: come on, you are making up things! there are only 39 different colors in the test and probably only 35 are properly translated by your computer screen anyway :)

It is highly probable that people who have an additional 4th cone do not get tricked by blue/black or white/gold dresses, no matter the background light ;)

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when I first read terra I thought he was talking about earth and spent way too long wondering why that was bad before reading the rest

every meal is russian roulette

AU Master Post

tldr; just start planting native ferns from seed and no one will stop you

Stop glorifying the grind for money and start glorifying the grind for reforestation, not even a joke, I'm currently landscaping my hostel with a focus on natives (some non natives that I like) and nobody has said anything because who wants to fight for patchy lawn grass and rocky mud, the thing no body tells you when you move out is you can just plant seeds and small plants and no one will stop you. I literally scavenged sticks and piled them in a rectangle and filled them with dirt to make a garden bed and no one has taken it down or asked questions; it's winter so people think there's just a pile of leaves that was never cleaned up. gonna plant ocean spray and beach roses there and no one's the wiser.

love the woods in winter when everything’s dormant but the mosses are still green and have their spore capsules out. the grind never stops, truly

even if the fruit is being varied you still want multiple instances of each treatment, saying you're varying the fruit doesn't excuse a small sample size per fruit

*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science