Deranged Transfem Here. Im Planning On Making A Custom Virtual Assistant, Think Siri/cortana, But It

Deranged transfem here. Im planning on making a custom virtual assistant, think siri/cortana, but it doesnt steal your data. Gonna give it my deadname and voice, so I can torture my parents by trapping their son's soul in my phone, and if they deadname me he reaponds so I can just pretend theyre not talking to me.

Now she's your daughter

woke agenda killed my son. They came down and killed him with rocks. They bashed him with rocks.

You would think for a weed smoking focused blog, the fanbase would be calmer lol.

i asked for a fucking CHODE not that stickman-lookin pencil-type shit. i need it lookin like that blue bastard is deepthroating that shit. like fucking spy tf2 gentlemen. that blunt needs to be fucking WIDE.

- the guy who requested that blue balled son of a fuck

My apologies like this?

dude did you seriously just put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up?

Reblog if you, too, greatly desire a hot dog

I AM SO SMART. On the Amelia Project feed, Philip Thorne announced that there would be a crossover between a mystery show. He said the name of the show but bleeped it out. The last time he said the name though, he for sure said an "-er" sound. As in teachER or... KingmakER???