Hello, God

Hello, God

You were supposed to send me down to earth with boobs and estrogen but instead gave me a dick and balls. You have 10 minutes to give me boobs and estrogen before the biblically accurate beartrap does incomprehensible things to your face.

Now she's your daughter

woke agenda killed my son. They came down and killed him with rocks. They bashed him with rocks.

Reblog if you, too, greatly desire a hot dog

Jack Seward

Who does Jonny Sims play in his upcoming Kingmaker Histories cameo? Wrong answers only.

It’s always “why did you commit regicide” and “your covered in blood” and never How was the treason The treason looked fun was it fun

I AM SO SMART. On the Amelia Project feed, Philip Thorne announced that there would be a crossover between a mystery show. He said the name of the show but bleeped it out. The last time he said the name though, he for sure said an "-er" sound. As in teachER or... KingmakER???