Yeah... We Put Your Boyfriend In A PM Seymour Video. Theyre Using The Voice And Everything... Sorry

Yeah... we put your boyfriend in a PM Seymour video. They’re using the voice and everything... sorry

A knife

wonder what's in this can

The fucking federal police has given up on being a professional police force and are now a full time embarrassment

The funniest part about The Night Post is that the rest of the world is implied to be completely normal. It’s just this one area that has an evil otherworldly being in it

HI MY NAME IS BRIAN I HAVE SHINGLES SO I’M TOLD, THIS IS STRANGE BECAUSE IT OFTEN AFFECTS THOSE 60 YEARS OLD, BUT SHINGLES CAN BE BROUGHT ABOUT BY UNDO AMOUNTS OF STRESS, LIKE IF YOU’RE STRESSED ABOUT YOUR JOB OR YOUR HOUSE, OR YOUR BANK ACCOUNT OR BED BUGS OR THE SMALL AMOUNT YOU EXERCIZE OR THE POLITICAL ENVIRONMENT OR GUN CONTROL OR THE SITUATION IN NORTH AND SOUTH KOREA EVEN THOUGH THEY SAY THEY’RE NO LONGER AT WAR BUT THAT SEEMS WAY TO EASY.

patrick.

The best type of character is a girl who says "I am a completely normal girl" and the instant you actually learn anything about her it becomes incredibly clear that she is not even remotely normal.